Warning, Ssspurgle

-Syntia-
I am actually going to kidnap two of those floran childs, the weakest ones probably, just so they don't die.
I can't tolerate this.

 

Child abuse is fun and has no effect on the children, just look at me!
Jokes and sad child-hoods aside, we're talking about Mucklurk's children, here. Plant-Mushroom Sewer Beasts.
- 674

There are no real sexes in Floran, just put two of em together and boom, little plant pods.
Also, if they all get eaten by eachother, who cares? They certainly don't.
- 674

 

Best wishes be with you, good luck with retrieving them, let alone raising them. I suggest a glitch mentor.

 

((yung))

PEOPLE

its not child abuse ok its how they do their things pls respect grand goggnblat mucklurk culture

wolves do that too and wolves are cute

on a sidenote how dare aiko's bar stop selling pasta shaped like dinosaurs
thsoe were my favorite

 

((remy))
they have pasta shaped like dinosaurs?????????
i want some

 

Wolves, my friend, are not sentient beings capable of complex thought processes like mathematics and emotion. We, however dim some of us may seem, are capable of these processes and are sentient, and therefore each of us is unique. Allowing hackneyed cultural cannibalism to perpetuate inhibits your growth and development as a race, and therefore is not conducive to proper community immersion. Mucklurk, allow your children to make a difference in the galaxy and realize their potential, aside from the naive perception of life which tribal Floran have too long been associated with.

 

Your kind wont have our world much longer, weed. I do not recommend trying to kill me, especially if you value not being eviscerated,

 

ur trying to be the king of the minds implying that this is most important thing in life AND implying at same time that development as a race is achieved thru ur ways rather than the floran way

ur rude

pasta shaped like dinosaurs r never rude to me...

 

(( misfit! ))

sav d chilldrn! mucklrk tel mifthsest wer 2 go n him wil sav d kids!

 

This way is used by every successful sentient race in the known universe. Failure to humble yourself and realize your way is a path to a dark future will destroy you. You think your choices are change or stay the same. You are wrong. Your choices are change or die, in the most literal sense of the word.

Learn from your Floran friends in the fields of science and politics. They are your race's future.

To quote the human Bible, 'Do not cast your pearls before swine'. I retract from this conversation.

 

Sslave iss jusst mad causse sshe wass a sslave before hs hs hs. iss how floran work. but wouldn't undersstand hs hs hs

-Sharptooth-

 

ur still doing it. just because they got plasma guns and spaceships dont make them successful. frick off back to your lab, nerd lmao

 

(( Mordecai! ))

Why do you type like youre hissing? Isnt that a little odd?

 

Floran aren't good at typing, so they tend to use text-to-speech programs.
- 674

 

(( Mordecai ))

Thats just dandy.