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Tips on avoiding florans.

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Iridium616, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. Aero

    Aero New Member

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    ...People are never to sure; especially now-a-days. And I'm not trying to put you down to be mean when I say this; but I dislike cookies. Anyways. I'm done here. Peeeeace.

    -Omizu Suiyoubi
     
  2. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    Good way to avoid floransss isss to not be a ssstupid fishy HSSS HSSS HSSS HSSS

    -Fishstabber
     
  3. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Blunt: A Floran is only a threat if you make it one. Explaining: Those who are able to even get to New Chicago in the first place at least have some common sense. Amusement: I mean when you go and trip a Floran because they were in your way though, you're just another piece of shit floating in space. Of course they're going to attack you. Personally I'd beat the shit out of you too! Query: Did you not once think to ask them if you could pass? Or to even wait the Floran out?

    Sarcasm: Oh no, they have a knife! They're going to stab someone! Nonchalant: Get a gun and keep your distance, problem solved. Blunt: I've seen more violence with people who weren't Floran. At least a Floran is easy to tell if they're in the wrong or not. Annoyance: But then you have all these stupid Humans or Fish Fucks bitching and moaning about how life is unfair. Addendum: No offense towards you Omizu, you don't fall under that category.

    Resuming: While it's natural for Hylotl to have a hatred for Floran, what with them destroying your planet, assuming that /all/ Floran are going to slit your throat and eat you up is rather stupid. It's like you're committing genocide on the ones who weren't even involved in your's.

    Blunt: If you're /that/ worried about being attacked by a Floran, stick in a group of people. A Floran isn't going to hurl themselves at a group of three, they know better.

    -Margrave Raoul B217
     
  4. Aero

    Aero New Member

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    Another example when you walk away. Thank you, Fish-stabber.

    -Omizu Suiyoubi
     
  5. Coldmaj

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    That's like saying, "It's okay to have man-eating carnivorous animals around! As long as you keep them fed and don't approach them, they'll only kill like a few of us!". Sentient or not, Florans are a threat, and not all of us carry weapons, or bring multiple friends over to just have a fucking coffee in the morning...

    -Aiva
     
  6. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Suggestion: Get a gun and some friends, then, if you can't even defend yourself.

    -Margrave Raoul B217
     
  7. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    ssstupid fishy! isss "Fishssstabber" not "Fish-ssstabber" floran wantsss to ssstab fish now

    -Fishstabber
     
  8. Felonious

    Felonious Restart Monkey

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    >>>User: AvosApothecary<<<
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    You are saying we should all be soldiers and mercenaries and renegades with an itchy trigger finger? No thank you. I'd rather just live where it's safe.

    As for the argument that "Doing nothing to them will mean they'll do nothing to you" is purely false. Florans hunt other sentient beings. That's what they do, it's what they're infamous for. I hardly imagine half their victims offended them. That, or it takes very little to offend them.

    >>>End Public Message<<<
     
  9. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Query: Now where did I say any of this? Restating: Get a gun. Get some friends. A Floran won't off themselves trying to kill three people whom they can't handle all at once. Amusement: Safety in numbers. As long as you at least do this, you're odds are 50/50 then, if only half their victims offended. Blunt: Actually 80% chance of survival. You have a gun, and two other friends with a gun. And it's just a single Floran.

    -Margrave Raoul B217
     
  10. Aero

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    Now that is a 1st degree example of Florans trying to make anything and everything a problem or a challenge. And another example of walking away. Thank you, Fissshstabber.

    -Omizu Suiyoubi
     
  11. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    thanksss for sssaying right name thisss time, floran will not ssstab thisss time, asss thanksss for not being asss ssstupid asss could be

    -Fishstabber
     
  12. WholesomeBURN

    WholesomeBURN New Member

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    "Personally, I never have problems with 'em... They tend just to leave you alone as long as you don't pick fights with them."
    -Malton
     
  13. Ariexe

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    I always carry a mirror with me... they find reflective light to be the most amusing thing!
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  14. DeltaV

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    I've got no problems with Florans, except that one tried to kill my dog once, and another shot me in the head before that. Fun times.

    - Ryan
     
  15. Thewaltham

    Thewaltham New Member

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    "Oh I want to avoid Florans because they're so scaaaary!"

    Kindly fuck off. If you wanted to avoid us, you wouldn't antagonize us at every damn opportunity you get. I mean, for fucks sake, you broke my guitar, which took a whole THREE HOURS to fix. Asshat.

    =Sprocket=
     
  16. Toadkid1234

    Toadkid1234 New Member

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    Florans are nice!

    -Gillian<3
     
  17. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    -Shari-
    I am just trying to say, that I should be able to visit a colony without being a trained soldier or a walking armory. Everyone's like 'Florans are not a big threat' 'You're a racist' 'Fuck off' 'Douchebag', but they don't understand that I just want to be able to visit a colony, without worrying about getting stabbed every second. And then you'll be like 'Oh but, any sentient race can do that!'. Of course, they can. But florans are stronger, it's a fact. And I'm weak. And a hylotl, hell, most of them want to kill me already, simply because I'm a hylotl, and all of them can simply because they're in the same room.
    Now, is this my fault, because I'm a weakling? NO.
    I'm just saying, colonies should grow up and ban florans that havn't been reviewed to confirm they're not savage asshats.


    I am just being reasonable by being this paranoid.
     
  18. Switchback

    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    You iss jusst bein a racissst whiner. Grow up.
     
  19. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    yesss floran agree, peoplesss should jussst shut up and then floran will not eatsss them, isss good trade floran thinksss

    -Fishstabber
     
  20. Khaltor

    Khaltor Lore Master

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    Or perhapss sshut up? Ony ban Floranss that have actually comitted heinouss crimess on the colony.
    -NS-