I can't tell if you're joking (in which case go make an irony thread and leave the punsmiths alone!) or if you're serious. Which would be just sad. There is too much homophonophobia in this community. Thyme for a change! Piece out.
I highly recommend you ignore this thread, Narf. There's no good down this path. It'll infect everyone that comes in contact. They'll never stop pulling your leg.
I honestly can't digest why people hate puns so much. If you can't stomach it, then why do you keep coming back to this thread?
Ugh, I cant stomach these puns. Cant even get them out of my head. I just wanted toe get my feet wet butt now I'm neck deep. Someone lend me a hand and pull my ass outta here.
Have you heard my plane puns? Nevermind, theyll just fly right over your head. I land a couple good ones every now and then. Now Im just winging it though.
Sorry to parachute into your flow but it's worth nothing that people take a lot of undeserved flak for aerial humor. You have first-class friends if they understand why it's still so fly.
Hey! Puns are fine but nazi puns are a little inappropriate - I definitely feel out of mein kampfort zone.
What's two things siblings and parallel lines have in common? They look alike and never touch each other.