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Thread for puns

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by FFPLEASE, Oct 30, 2014.

  1. Anyad

    Anyad New Member

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    I can't tell if you're joking (in which case go make an irony thread and leave the punsmiths alone!) or if you're serious. Which would be just sad.

    There is too much homophonophobia in this community. Thyme for a change!
    Piece out.
     
  2. Animator

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    I highly recommend you ignore this thread, Narf. There's no good down this path. It'll infect everyone that comes in contact.

    They'll never stop pulling your leg.
     
  3. Narfball

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    you're likely to be eaten by a grue
     
  4. TheAngryMelon

    TheAngryMelon The most furious fruit

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    I honestly can't digest why people hate puns so much.
    If you can't stomach it, then why do you keep coming back to this thread?
     
  5. Toadkid1234

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    Ugh, I cant stomach these puns. Cant even get them out of my head. I just wanted toe get my feet wet butt now I'm neck deep. Someone lend me a hand and pull my ass outta here.
     
  6. Narfball

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  7. Cole Ombre

    Cole Ombre Lurking Admin

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    Have you heard my plane puns?

    Nevermind, theyll just fly right over your head.

    I land a couple good ones every now and then.

    Now Im just winging it though.
     
  8. Narfball

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  9. Cole Ombre

    Cole Ombre Lurking Admin

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    Sometimes they crash and burn.

    But my friends think theyre sky-high

    Please dont shoot me down.
     
  10. Anyad

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    Sorry to parachute into your flow but it's worth nothing that people take a lot of undeserved flak for aerial humor.
    You have first-class friends if they understand why it's still so fly.
     
  11. Sen

    Sen Guest

    FUCK YOU.
     
  12. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    To get to the other side.
    Ba dum tss.
     
  13. Aleck

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    I did nazi that one cumming.
     
  14. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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  15. Anyad

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    Hey! Puns are fine but nazi puns are a little inappropriate - I definitely feel out of mein kampfort zone.
     
  16. Narfball

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  17. skipi

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    you have all been reported for inappropriate behavior
     
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    What's two things siblings and parallel lines have in common?
    They look alike and never touch each other.
     
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  20. OdinOnlineAlive

    OdinOnlineAlive New Member

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    What do you call meat you eat in the spring?

    Mayham.

    (Kill me.)