Things You Do You Don't Think Anyone Else Does

sometimes i turn off my mental filter to see what i say

my favorite thing i said is "i'm gonna buy my next girlfriend a sponge shaped like a dildo so she can keep her vagina clean and please herself in ways that i can not because my peepee does not cleanse the spirits"

 

When I move around my house and there's nobody else home, I pretend I am armed and in a combat scenario just to get a biscuit or a drink.

 

that is unsanitary for anyone that ever uses that tap after that point, because from doing it STRAIGHT from the tap, bacteria, your siliva, etc. from your mouth will get inside the tap, making it so everything ends up having that unsanitary stuff in it if it comes from that tap.

 

Thanks doctor!

 

i eat vienna sausages with crackers and peanut butter
it goes cracker > peanutbutter > finally vienna sausage ontop

 

Shit i do this

 

I do that too. :c

 

I love playing with and building with legos. I actually think that legos were my first RP medium.

 

OH MY GOD LEGOS. Fucking love those shits. Except when you step on one.

 

When I was younger if I ever arrived home and my parents were not there but I knew they were supposed to be home the first thing I did was check all of our family photos to make sure I had not been transported to some alternate dimension.

 

When I go to use public bathroom mirrors, I check under stalls to make sure no feet are hanging, as to actually find out if anybody else is in the bathroom with me. If not, I'll just kinda fixate my gaze upon my sexy hair and try to make it perfect like every teenage girl.

Er, only I'm not a teenage girl. Male.
tmi

 

When I'm home alone I'll sing really Goddamn loud. Only issue is it isn't normal music, it's screamo and death metal. So I'm basically walking around the house letting out demonic growls and yells. My neighbors can hear me too, our house's walls are thin.

 

You need to try it! It's AMAZING.

 

I also sing at home! Except I usually play piano along with it, and it's usually Resistance by Muse, Coldplay or something else sad.

 

It was more the death metal and screamo part that was weird.

 

I stand in the mirror and make funny faces. Or I pose and flex. I'm such a narcissist.

Or when I'm alone at home I tend to raid the fridge at untimely moments. Like when my parents are just coming in through the door so I have to just swallow all the food that I shouldn't be eating. It ranges from 2-3 tuna sandwiches to full-on meals I cook myself and then dump a crap ton of cheese and mayonnaise onto.

 

Poking yourself whilst injured to see if it hurts still.

 

at night when i cant sleep i exercise and shadowbox for extended periods of time in an attempt to tucker myself out (it doesnt work though so idk why i do it)