Could always go for something of your own design. Easiest to do are generally tribal designs like the one I made in my profile picture.
Get the Sunbro right on the mid of your back, below your shoulder line so that the collar of your shirt can hide it, but you know it's there.. Then, at the beach, pull off your shirt and draw a summoning sign in the sand and hide behind a dune. When someone walks on the sign or reaches down to touch it, jump out and bow and just start following them around aimlessly.
Ecept mistakes called tatoos that are permanent marks on your body Also making tatoo that only few people will understand is bad idea
being completely serious with you here gramps on a scale of one to "I <3 mom" your tattoo choices rate somewhere in the "bad life decisions" area
Okay, Edvyn, FFPLEASE, gonna have to ask you to stop, you may think you are giving constructive criticism here, but all you are really doing to Gramps is essentially telling him "I think your idea is dumb, therefore it is dumb and you are dumb for having this idea, here are some extreme examples of why this is a dumb idea that you should not do, because it is bad and you should feel bad for having such a dumb idea". Tattoos aren't meant for other people, they are intrinsically personal things, with meaning for the person who has them. Yes it is generally a good idea to get them somewhere you can easily hide them if need be for job interviews and such, yes you should think long and hard before marking your body permanently like this, but at the same time, it doesn't matter if other people get the tattoo, he gets it, he enjoys it, that is all that really matters. You may not like it, you may think this decision is stupid, but the decision is not yours to make.