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Discussion in 'Archives' started by Wreth, May 14, 2015.

  1. Wreth

    Wreth New Member

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    Floran think sshould replace bread with meat, tomato with blood, and cheese with meat.
     
  2. Smokestack

    Smokestack Bird man with a bird plan

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    Meat goes better with vegetables in my opinion.
     
  3. Doctor Frohman

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    If your diet is only meat, you aren't going to be very healthy, Floran.
    - blackfeatherslikeaevilchicken
     
  4. Wreth

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    What? Mosst floransss only eat meat and we healthy.
     
  5. Doctor Frohman

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    Meat doesn't carry all the vitamins required by the body. Unless you guys like, photosynthesize for that shit, eating only meat just won't do.
    - blackfeatherslikeaevilchicken
     
  6. Wreth

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    You isss sssilly, how you explain carnivoresss?

    Not all creaturess need to eat ssame thing to ssurvive.
     
  7. OcularOccultist

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    "My goodness, I'm afraid I must draw the line at this point. My general frame of mind, as far as the disarmingly abundant hordes of liars about the Data-Web go, is to live and let lie horribly to strangers who are also wasting their time about the Web. So it is with great reluctance that I must raise my digital pointer finger, level it in your general direction and shout.. 'Liar! Liar! I shall light your ass afire!' Putting aside the incredible ability to read and write the written word as a member of an almost completely illiterate race, you also seem to be typing, yes, TYPING, out a horribly bizzare, and frankly irritating, hissing speech impediment that actual Floran do suffer from, and inflict upon those poor civilized folk who are so damnably unlucky so as to have to deal with their, excuse my curt language, Hyto-Shit. So please, if you are going to lie about the web and pretend to pass yourself as a member of the Savage Folk, at least attempt to be somewhat believable when you do so."

    -ForlornForager
     
  8. Doctor Frohman

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    Florans are not only carnivores. You're omnivores.
    - blackfeatherslikeaevilchicken
     
  9. skeletor

    skeletor Banned

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    why the fuck are you guys arguing about a plant's diet on a bar's forum

    other than that why are you typing the floran speech impediment is there really a need for that like okay we get that you're floran
     
  10. Wreth

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    Voiccce to ssspeech sssilly.

    Stab-Dancer.
     
  11. Doctor Frohman

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    Cause the plant can't type.
    - blackfeatherslikeaevilchicken
     
  12. Smokestack

    Smokestack Bird man with a bird plan

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    After taking two hours, I finally read it.

    I'm afraid I must draw the line at this point. You seem to be typing out a hissing speech impediment that actual Floran suffer from. If you are going to lie and pass yourself as a member of the Savage Folk, at least be somewhat believable.

    I took 8 lines and made them into 2. That's a 75% reduction right there. But pally, that guy is a floran. Like a tribe leader. The Dino tribe leader.
     
  13. Wreth

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    Come to Ssssssspacebar.
     
  14. Doctor Frohman

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    No
    - blackfeatherslikeaevilchicken
     
  15. Wreth

    Wreth New Member

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    ((Actually don't come it has the crashing problem.))
     
  16. Doctor Frohman

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    (( so every colony ever?
     
  17. FFPLEASE

    FFPLEASE DANK MEMES

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    I THINK THAT PEOPLE IN THIS SECTOR REALLY ENJOY SPENDING TIME IN PLACE WHERE THEY CAN GET KILLED OUT OF NOWHERE, DUE TO LACK OF ANY SORT OF SECURITY
    NICE
    -ROX
     
  18. Wreth

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    Is why Dionaea Tribe places are safest place in galaxy if you behave. We don't mess around with criminals.

    Nurora.
     
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    "If you behave."

    And by behave they mean shag the salads or they'll eat you.


    - HardShock