I'm sure that the number of "god damn it cole"'s and "fucking cole"'s you've recieved pale in comparison to the vast fuckin' sea that I've amassed over the months.
I assure you sir that I receive more obscenities directed at myself per hour than you do per day. It's just cole hard facts (heh). Adding the superior amounts of months I have been here and I believe I am way ahead of you.
Son, I've been riding on the SBRP train LONGER THAN YOUR GRANDPA HAS BEEN IN DIAPERS. Unbound travels. There may have been less "God damn it Cole"'s and more "Jesse what the fuck are you doing"'s, but I'm sure that, if I were to add that to my already awe-inspiring amount of GDICs, you would shit yourself.
To that I shall cede the point of in-roleplay dammit's, however that being Jesse, I am still superior Cole. Inferior Jesse, but superior Cole. If we are going outside of Antares, then I must include years upon years of God dammit Cole's from real life situations. I'm not entirely sure how much more there is than that.
10/4/2014 the day the shipping thread descended into the server's largest pissing contest never forget
This is better than it turning into yelling at everyone because they are shipping one of the people in your OTP with a different person