What, just because you can't afford anything doesn't mean you gotta hate on the ones who can. Please apply ointment to the burn and keep for 10 minutes to relieve pain.
Burns are more-so just friendly teasing, something you'd see between vitriolic best buds, an insult is just an insult...
Thornblade x Flora, completely OOC shipping though. If it happens IC Mars'll hunt Thorn down to the ends of the universe like the overprotective Asian father he was always meant to be.