Once upon a time..

The explosions caught the attention of a group of hiveminded glitch who believed it to be a sign of

 

the hivemind's soon to come death, so they

 

Resurrected the thread.

 

and then all jumped off the nearest cliff.

 

why

 

does something so idiotic

 

get resurrected

 

(no please)

 

and after being resurrected be killed by

 

The infamous shadow avian

 

whom later gets killed by the LAST DRAGONBORN (breaking lore :3)

 

I hate

 

because he ATE ALDUIN (broke lore even more)
[DOUBLEPOST=1437723149][/DOUBLEPOST](who hates someone because they ate the eater of worlds...)

 

and then he went into cardiac arrest and died beyond the point of being revived at any point what so ever


the fucking end

 

then the 10 divines (fuck the aldmeri dominion, and more lore breaking :3) revive the dragonborn, and all other dragonborn whom have previously died... (so like 10 dragonborn excluding the dude with the dragonborn expansion, and talos)

 

which eventually doesn't work because he died beyond the point of resurrection


the end

 

but it actually works, and the dragonborns then explode, destroying the whole universe that the antares area is in.. (starbound wise)

 

which still doesn't work because he was never revived after his cardiac arrest

 

(what I am aying, instead of being revived, they exploded, destroying the universe... de und)

 

credits roll