Once upon a time..

(dat greek mythology tho)

 

charges its erp-laser, which turns everyone that is hit by it into a fellow erper,

 

except everyone, but no one.

 

Who all then gloriously jump into a

 

Pool of the melted, distorted and broken dreams of children high off LSD

 

except Ciel, whom is smarter than everyone else.

 

But not really. She was actually the first one to jump in.

 

Because she high on cocaine.


*edit* Holy hell... My typing. Sorry about that guys, that was a -bad- derp.

 

(whatever) Afterwards everyone jumped into.. (whatever it is) they all became avian sunborn. (thus Ciel was sunborn longer than everyone else that jumped into the pool of... and basically everyone's race switched to avian, that could be wierd for alot of people, then they also became sunborn.)

 

But worry not! For Kazyyk descended in a glorious Deus ex Machina way and fixed all of the problems by saying

 

,"YOU WILL ALL DIE TO MY WRATH."
(I know he would never say that. 'least, of what I know...)

 

Then we all remembered this story was going so well, as nobody SPOKE OUT OF BOOK WISE. But the creators fixed that right away, didn't they?

 

Afterwards, a giant ball of fire falls from the sky and kills Solour.

 

At least that was what everybody thought, In fact Solour was taking a leak at the time and took out the flaming ball - Leaving a horrid smell of

 

Piss and burnt potatoes.

 

Which attracted a group of wild hedgehogs that then began to

 

Worship the burnt potatoes and

 

Eventually led to the hedgehogs gaining self awareness due to the chemicals in the potatoes, which in turn

 

made them explode as violently as when novakids die.