Once upon a time..

, Eve, who proceeded to

 

shovel her way through

 

C418 music disks

 

to bring the thread back from the dead.

 

Once all was well and done,

 

a velociraptor descended from

 

The Aether

 

To kill the thread.

 

But fear not, because

 

The thread died of AIDS

 

, but was then promptly resurrected by

 

the same velociraptors that descended from the aether!

 

is not what this is, for what happens next is

 

Poseidon comes from the sky, and

 

smited the thread out of existence.

 

But fear not! For the thread put on its anti-death undergarments which allowed it to

 

die again!

 

And after yet another death, the thread became an enlightened being who realized

 

that so many children are crying right now.

 

Those crying children are Hades' demigod children, and