Just an Idea not for me... Amazon Faction or Planet or whatever

I read this guy's post and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfucker exactly how i eat my motherfucking steel cut oats

i make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oats and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful

every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fucking soymilk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oats and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up

i've now got a bowl of hot oats and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfucker and it is not yet time to eat

i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl.

At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oats, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oats guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.

 

it's too long

 

In all seriousness, it seems somebody really wants Death by Snu Snu RP.
No way I can think of to make something serious out of space amazonian women.
Unless they're running around kidnapping men, the men characters are "eventually killed off" and new amazonian characters timeskip in.

It'd be like the outcasts, only much much weirder.

 

Yes.

 

Sexy Outcasts.

 

Black Hole Gun wielding lesbians are always sexy.

It's proven cause any who said they weren't were sucked into the void.

 

Heres my response

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FYI these are all female lizards. Yea, you're welcome

 

Thanks skipi.
I'm honestly surprised no-one bought up the idea of an otherkin faction yet.
Let me be the first.

 

Uh, actually Rose... All those lizards are genderless .
Cause...
Y'know...

I made that gif

 

I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.
:^(

 

why are you thanking me
what are you talking about
leave me out your erp fantasy realm

 

Read up to refresh your goldfish-like memory or take my passing appreciation with grace - you god-damn rube!

Too late.