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I need to resist the cold

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  1. Weavle105

    Weavle105 Back in Black.

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    <Ashlyn>

    Ehhh... It's not really something I'm willing to explain on starnet. Rest assured though, it's not something as pointless and stupid as that. And I'm not trying to somehow use it to take over the galaxy either.
     
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    If he decides to do that he will obviously die, and correctly so. Natural selection at it's finest.
     
  3. Weavle105

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    One problem with that. I ain't a guy.
     
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    -Lavinda-

    Everyone on the Starnet is a guy. This is fact.
     
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    I'm quite sure this is not true. I've been a woman my entire life.
     
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    <Ashlyn>

    There are no women on Starnet. All women are men, and all children are UCSM agents.
     
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    You must be new here.
     
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    ((the low pressure in space doesnt actually do anything bad to you, besides boil the water in your mouth and butt and stuff, but anything in and under your skin/fleshy stuff inside you, is safe. but yeah the lack of oxygen would kill you))

    Edit: ((almost forgot! all the air inside your guts will be ripped out through your butt, and you will have the grossest pair of undies in the world. and your lungs would collapse because the air will be sucked from them too))
     
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    ((Yeah you'd die of suffocation before your blood boiled. If you're stupid you would hold your breath, and your lungs would rupture causing you to die of internal bleeding. But yeah. No boom.))
     
  10. OptionalFingers

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    I have been here for several weeks now, and consider myself not to be new.
     
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    Apologies Ashlyn. I am not proficient in human nomenclature and assumed you were male.
     
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    Several weeks?

    [​IMG]
     
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    -Faversae-
    5000 pixels, drinkable, even tastes well. May cause metabolism problems after excessive, non-permanent, effects lasting up to a week.

    Deal, ash?
     
  14. Weavle105

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    Ehh, I couldn't care less.

    Wow! Cheap, effective, and totally tastes good! If only that price and other schit didn't scream "OH HAI I'M A TRAP!!!"
     
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    I have successfully contacted the chemists, they have a solution. What is your racial alignment?
     
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    Human.
     
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    Good, I would not recommend feeding this to Avians. I am financially stable and indifferent and therefore pixels are of little value to me. If you possess anything that would be of interest to an engineer or scientist notify me. Among these would be;

    -rare superheavy elements in the 100+ range. Non-radioactive is ideal, however long half lives are acceptable. Any quantity greater than 100 atoms is acceptable
    -pieces of alien tech, such as prehistoric ship/weapon components

    If you have any suggestions for a return exchange then suggest them. I am flexible.
     
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    Will do!... Eventually!
     
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    I'm quite sure that's not an actual verb, but going from the yawning creature in this picture, I'm quite sure you mean "yawned". In that case, no, I didn't yawn and I see no reason to why I'd actually yawn.
     
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    Perhaps it is a human thing.

    I have the sample. It is not permanent, mind you. One dose of 50ml should keep you warm for 5-6 hours, afterward it tapers off. There is a total of 1 liter, as I was unsure of the duration you wood need this chemical. That leaves you with approximately 20 doses. Would that be sufficient?