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Come to Opportunity!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Kumakin, Oct 13, 2014.

  1. Kumakin

    Kumakin New Member

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    Got a new number gonna text you later by the way. If anyone text you from my old contact it is probably some trolly RA smuck. They don't like pictures of dudes getting flogged.

    -The quiet one.
     
  2. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    I THINK I SHOULD GO TO OPPORTUNITY AND LIKE
    SQUAT ON THEIR TURF
    NOT LIKE ILLEGAL SQUATTING, I MEAN LIKE, JUST SQUAT AS IN EXERCISE. YEAH.
    THAT'LL SHOW THOSE FUCKSTICKS.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
  3. Kumakin

    Kumakin New Member

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    Fight the power man.

    -The quiet one.
     
  4. Doctor Frohman

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    Great idea.
    I'll come with.
    - Germany
     
  5. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    GOOD SHIT.

    FUCK THE SYSTEM.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
  6. Kumakin

    Kumakin New Member

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    Preach brother.

    -The quiet one.
     
  7. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    WHO THE FUCK SAID I WAS A DUDE YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOTEATER, I BET YOU SUCK BUNDLES OF CHEETAH DICKS.
    YOUR FOREHEAD PROBABLY SLOPES OUTWARDS, LIKE, IT'S SHAPED SIMILARLY TO THAT OF A PLATEAU.
    YOU'RE A GOD DAMNED FUCKHORN, YOU STUPID ASS-CANOE.
    I BET YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING NEEDLE DICK, DON'T YOU, YOU WILD GOD DAMNED PANSY.
    IN THE WORDS OF SOME EARTH PHILOSOPHER, THOMAS JEFFERSON, "YOU LITTLE SHITS WILL RUE THE DAY YOU TUSSLED WITH ME, I'LL END ALL OF YOU!" ~1938 OR SOMETHING.
    WANNA KNOW WHY THAT QUOTE'S RELEVANT? BECAUSE I'LL END YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU POTENTIALLY MISTOOK MY GENDER OVER THE GOD DAMNED NET. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE PERSON WHO'LL TAKE A FUCKING SHIT UNDER YOUR PILLOW! I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND STICK A FORK IN THE MOST UNPLEASANT PLACES IMAGINABLE! I WILL FUCKING DROPKICK YOUR TELEVISION IF YOU OWN ONE AND YOU'LL PROBABLY CRY LIKE A BITCH.
    ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS SHIT ANYMORE, YOU UNEDUCATED WHORL? I BET YOU FUCKING AREN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT FUCKING SPOOKED WHEN I STARTED QUOTING PHILOSOPHERS FROM 1938. I'LL PERSONALLY TAKE THE TIME OUT OF MY DAY, TO CRAM YOU DOWN AN IMPOSSIBLY SMALL HOLE! INTO A FUCKING SEA! OF WHITE! HOT! HUMAN! FECES! I WILL FUCKING SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOU WITH A BAG OF SEVERED HEADS! I WILL TAKE THE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO TIE YOU DOWN TO A CHAIR, READ YOU A PORNOGRAPHIC BOOK IN THE MOST SENSUAL VOICE I CAN, AND THEN STICK FOREIGN OBJECTS UP YOUR ASSHOLE! I BET YOU'RE FUCKING SHAKING IN YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED SKIN, AREN'T YOU? YOU DIDN'T FUCKING EXPECT TO UNLEASH THIS UNHOLY RETRIBUTION, DID YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I'LL GRAB YOU BY THE FUCKING GROIN AND THROW YOU OUT OF A WINDOW, MOTHERFUCKER. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TODAY IS, DO YOU? IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE DAY. I'M GONNA FUCKIN WIND UP THROWING YOU OUT. YOU'RE GONNA REGRET POTENTIALLY MISTAKING MY FUCKING GENDER ON THE NET YOU FUCKING SHITLORD, TRUST ME WHEN I FUCKING SAY THIS.

    TL;DR IF YOU DIDN'T READ WHAT I SAID GO FUCKING READ IT YOU CUNT.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969
     
  8. Kumakin

    Kumakin New Member

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    I'm slightly turned on. Want to face me in real life? Dinner, maybe?

    -The quiet one.
     
  9. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    FUCK YEAH, YO. WHEN AND WHERE YOU WANNA MEET UP, I'M ALWAYS UP FOR ONLINE DATING.

    ALSO IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TELL I WAS JOKING IN MY LAST POST I'M AN AGGRESSIVE FISH BUT I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE OVER LITTLE SHIT I'M NO FEMINAZI, YOU CAN'T JUST EASILY TRIGGER ME.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
  10. Kumakin

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    I'm usually chilling on Taranis if you want to drink. But, seems no one is around at the moment.

    -The quiet one.
     
  11. Liraxus

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    Why am I not surprised.

    -Vint'hinzz (Sativa_Oran)
     
  12. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    EW, DRINKING'S FOR ALCOHOLICS AND GAY FISH. LIKE, YEAH, THAT'S COOL AND ALL, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I DON'T JUDGE GAY FISH FOR BEING GAY, BUT STILL. I DON'T DRINK LIKE A WILD FRISBONER UNLESS I'M ALONE IN MY SHIP DRINKING AWAY MY SORROWS LIKE A FUCKING NERD.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
  13. Kumakin

    Kumakin New Member

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    Okay... Guess you just don't want to hang. Thats cool. Later.

    -The quiet one.
     
  14. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    WE'LL HANG LATER TRUST ME HOMEDOG.

    ..FUCK MAN, I JUST SAID HOMEDOG.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
  15. Kumakin

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    I had to Stoogle what Frisboner was, admittedly. Don't feel too bad, homeslice.

    -The quiet one.
     
  16. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    A FRISBONER IS A FRISBEE AND A BONER PUT TOGETHER.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
  17. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    SANGUINE
    faces* lol
     
  18. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    YOU SIR
    ARE A RETARD.
    FECES = EXCREMENT.
    EXCREMENT = SHIT.
    SHIT = CRAP.
    CRAP = POOP.
    POOP = FECES.

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
  19. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    SANGUINE
    stil faces* fgt n wot is ex-cement?
     
  20. Doctor Frohman

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    I really hope you're trolling...
    -SC@V3NG3R