A real second chance - Remy's personal logs.

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I have only a single purpose, and that is working for the better of the empire.
I do the paperwork so the Emperor will not have to deal with such petty tasks.
I am a program.
I am a machine.
I am aware of that now.

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Log 100
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Hail the Empire.

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Log 101
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I do not understand the Emperor's affection towards me. I am a program. My only purpose is to work.

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Log 102
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what the actual fuck

 

Log 103
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thank god for backups like what the FUCK did i fucking write i don't remember any of those ugh fucking deleting them FUCK

 

Log 104
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k from the logs i know

• aissa the hella gal
• clara tho im not sure which clara
• suwedi my bae
• that drake dude idk lmao
• fuckin yoghurt halololologen fuck that guy

have seen me while the malware was in effect
i need to ask them what were the changes
i dont want this to happen again

 

Log 105
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texted aissa, and leon texted me 2???
this is gettin complicated. headin 2 haus asap.

 

Log 106
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haha so much 2 write b4 i frickin pass out from a sugar crash again fuckin soda and space doritos fml
ANYWAY

went 2 haus, and met clara there, by coincidence. she was all remy??? in that weird robot voice lmao ayyy
and i was like hoo dis OH CLARA YOOOOOO
so im like hella fine i was lookin 4 u

and leon came by finally and was all yo remy ha and im like ok NICE we just need aissa so i went 2 look for her and she was upstairs w her clique clique clique clique clique
and that aiko girl w her weird ass threads (or lack of but yo mad respect keep on rockin ya fashion game #swerve) and she was all REMY!!!!!!! SIT!!!!!! HERE!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!
and im like ok hold up im here just 4 the aissurs and the aissurs be there all ayyyy remy and im like ayyyyy aissur
and we went downstairs
(also i think i heard some drug dealin behind me w mad ass rhymes but i tried to ignore that shit lmao)

k so some cyberpunk emo dude (got his name later, it's wintermute haha what a hella anime name) tagged along i was like hoo dis and he be all hi im wintermute yOOOOOOOOOOO HOLD UP R U SHAUN and im like g r o a n NO i'll explain later ok first we gott blow this joint ya
so we did to aissa's ship me leon her winterrhfhgmg and clara
we had a meeting ye and like winternrhfnffmfg took the minutes for the meeting yo
so clara leon and aissa told wat up happen the past week or two and then suddenly clara be like AYYYYYY i gotta jolt i have bf bidness later nerds lmao

i'll have to ask winffnsdjhfgjsh 4 the minutes later, that shit was cray but im 2 lazy 2 type it down lmao
frick i use lmao 2 much but w/e yolo

 

Log 107
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OH SHIT YA after the frickin meeting thing me and the gang (haha the gang someone gimme a numi snack ruh roh) decided to blow off steam w videogames yknow and there was mariokart
and then i realize that watchathon me n aissa wanted to do like dANNNNG HELLA i said BURB OK GOTTA GET THING

so we ended up watching all 32 seasons of numi
subbed
hellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anyway i had way2much soda and space doritos like grhfhghgh wtf do they put in that
wanted 2 join them in playing strip go fish? is it go fish i forgot lmfao smh

had 2 head back 2 lum bc bidness grrrr
im gonna nap, my head hurts from 2 much numi n sugar

 

Log 108
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thoughts of the day:

• stfu about fedoras
• is the plural floran or florans
• a new mad stylin haircut
• one entire pineapple
• is suwedi ticklish

 

Log 109
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i found this rly cute website w cute lil emotes look
(눈_\\\ ) haha look its suwedi hes so angry LOOK AT HIS WORK FACE
(Ŏω\\\ ) not work face. qt. :3

ʕ✪㉨✪ʔ its leon
(・◇・\\its aissa
||≖‿≖) clara???

(◕ヮ◕✿) meeeeeeeeeeee

 

Log 110
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help me im 12

 

Log 111
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ayy lmao im not even 12 im like 4 months old smh

 

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Log 115
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i want a laser eye like that lmao

 

Log 116
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Log Name: KHKHKHKHKHKHKKHKHK
Source: Runtime Error
Date: `ERR NULL
Event ID: 0042
Task Category: (08)
Level: Chronic Error
User: Null
OS: ~Glinux Ver. 6.8.283
Description:
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k time to write THE SHIT OF THE DAY
went 2 liberty mills, wanted 2 check out the place, yeah? and like, aiss was there ayyyyyyyyyyy
i was like YO WHAT UP AISS AYYYY and she was all lol hi remy what up and like pointed to some blonde kid (i s2g if i got a pixel for every new human face thats white or blonde or both i see ill be swimmin in voxels) and she was all ayyy dis elijah
im like yo WHAT UP and he was all uh hi lmao w/e and went to his drink
and he be like drinkin dat shit and he was suddenly all HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and aiss was like lmao let me try
she got a glass and took a sip and even she was hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im like ayyy lmao gimme a try ITS GONN BE MY FIRST TIME DRINKING

im never drinking again
fuck that noise

i fuckin took a whole half glass of fuckin satan piss and i started throwing shit up and i fuckin CRASHED
??? i woke up like later in some frickin ship apparently owned by that eli guy???? so aiss was all haha thx 4 the help HEY REMY WHY DONT WE HEAD TO YOUR SHIP HA......
SO i was like lmao sure lets frickin GO and we frickin GO to my ship hella B)
SO SHENANIGANS SHENANIGANS

we talked about stuff like

• oranges
• fricking ( i still havent fricked hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
• how the patriarchy is fuckin dumb
• no srsly its dumb and toxic af u think by the 24th century guys could wear skirts and girls wouldnt be called bitches
• numi!!!!!!
• other gross friend stuff haha swerve swerve swerve

anyway like i thought aissa goes through HELLA BULLSHIT everyday as a girl as a good person as a friend
so yknow what
i gave her my collector's edition ONLY EVER SIGNED COPY of numipedia: numi entirely, human english edition
ill miss it, but im sure aissa would like it more, she must be stressed out by such frickin bs everyday sigh

i still feel that alcohol burnin on my throat fml #OJ4LYF

 

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