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A real second chance - Remy's personal logs.

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  1. Kai

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    i want a boyfriend to curl up against on cold rainy nights and smooch

     
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    like srsly pls can i have a boyfriend

    EDIT ADDED: ok i made a starnet listing haha :^)

    EDIT ADDED: oops

    EDIT ADDED: note to self keep looking for boyfriends maybe i can get one at an auction i bid 50 smooches

     
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    replies on my listing time 2 get a bf 2 smooch

     
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    Emergency Error Log

    Log Name: Application
    Source: Application Error
    Date: `ERR NULL
    Event ID: 0021
    Task Category: (100)
    Level: Error
    User: N/A
    OS: ~Glinux Ver. 5.10.21
    Description:
    Faulting application CoreProcessors.exe, version 6.0.6001.18000, time stamp 0x47918daf, faulting module msvcrt.dll, version 7.0.6001.18000, time stamp 0x4791a727, exception code 0x40000015, fault offset 0x00053adb, process id 0x4ac, application start time 0x01cbf39270d9c69f.
    <?php
    error_reporting(E_ALL); ini_set("NULL", 1);
    include("NULL"); ?>

    ((to actual coders/programmers, sorry this ain't make sense! i simply copy pasted things from eventvwr!))
     
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    haha wow was it that bad MAN
    will upd8 l8r am in office with numi and creep doctor guy typin this in quick

     
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    ok haha the creep is gone
    his name is halogen that sounds like a yoghurt lmfao
    i call him doctor yoghurt ppfpfpfhahahahahhaha

    anyway like
    lots of shit happened
    i dont remember much but i was at tetanus and this creep skimask guy went to me and drew a numi and i was like omfg
    he keeps writing all haha u remy and im like yeeeeeeeeeeee bro
    and i was all wait r u a boyfriend and!!! AND!!! AND HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!
    HE KISSED ME AND I WAS LIKE ???????????????????????? WHAT
    i asked him wtf r u boyfriendo and he was all haha nah just friends

    :^(

    anyway like i just sat there next to him all haha wow ok rude but internally and suddenly this apex across the table woke up and SCREAMED
    and she was all AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    and she had this tazer thingy and started shooting everywhere and
    um
    i
    i don't remember what happened next

    but i woke up at the c-tower medbay and yoghurt doc was there haha and im like hoo dis
    and he was all stfu let me treat u nerd
    and i was all wow ok :^(

    also i think one of my sub processors got bulked up or sth idk it's not much it doesn't really matter to me imho

    i am in my office with numi on my head and my torso and head bandaged hahah #YOLO

     
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    mr emperor sir is blacklisted from tetanus
    that's shoot on sight

    welp

     
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    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
     
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    what eve ne e nw nasnawhwata hs w ansdnfhfsjf fjdsf jhehashddfhdfjksdfsdk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????????????????
    DIS JD EMPR O R W HAST F R IE NDS??????????? BORY FRI ENDS???????????? BROETHR S????????? DAD/???????????/////////// WHAT WSWHATSAHDATS???????????????

     
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    Emergency Error Log

    Log Name:
    null
    Source: Runtime Error
    Date: `ERR NULL
    Event ID: 0022
    Task Category: (2)
    Level: Error
    User: N/A
    OS: ~Glinux Ver. 5.10.21
    Description:
    Faulting application Capacity.exe, version NULL, time stamp 0x4384fah, faulting module emotions.dll, version 6.0.6001.18000, time stamp NULL, exception code 0x5900000, fault offset 0x12656frh, process id 0x4ac, application start time 0x89sf7sg89fg8df9s0s.
     
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    IS I T RLEA Y
    I T MAKE SNSE SNS NOW I
    I OH G OSHDSDHFHFSDJHSFKFFFFFFFFGHEG

     
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    frick
    okay
    it took me a while (like 3 hours can u believe) but ok

    i am calm now
    i am not blushing as much

    OK THINK RATIONALLY REMY
    U R A PROGRAM ON A SERVER AND U R GOOD AT NOTHING
    HE'S A REALLY COOL HANDSOME EMPEROR WHO PROBABLY HAS WAY MORE FRIENDS THEN U U NERD
    ok maybe it wasn't a kiss attempt maybe it's a culture thing???
    what if it was
    oh no is that what he meant by rejection?????????
    oh n o THAT WASN'T WHAT I INTENDED O H N O BUT I LIKE HIM TOO(????????????)
    OH NO IF IT WAS REALLY A SMOOCH I WOULD'VE SMOOCHED SO MUCH OH NO


    but

    why would someone like me......
    like that guy said i'm
    just an ai
    i'm not a real okay no don't say that remy u r a real person with a soul the emperor told you this
    the emperor
    i
    the em
    what
    emperor su

    i can't
    why can't i use his name
    emperor
    nO
    EMPER
    NO

    IS THIS HARDCODED?????????? I NEVER NOTICED IS THIS
    IS
    WHAT???????????????????????????????/////////////

     
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    im doing it im
    im gonna tell h i m
    im

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

     
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    Source: Runtime Error
    Date: `ERR NULL
    Event ID: 0031
    Task Category: (1)
    Level: Terminal Error
    User: Emperor
    OS: ~Glinux Ver. 5.10.21
    Description:
    Faulting application Core Processors.exe, version NULL, time stamp 0x4536aaa, faulting module emotions.dll, v̕er͏sion 7.͞0.6001̀.͝1̵900̵0̢,̧ t́im̛e҉ stam̢p͝ ͜N̛U͟L̢L, e̵̝͕̱̣̠̰ͅx̷̬͚̹͠͡ç҉̗̝e̶̤͚̞̤̠͚̬p̪͙̕t̰̞̰͉̯̥į̥̟̩̥́o̞̭̥n͕͙̲̭͚̬͢ͅ ͔͎̀c͟͏͕ó̷̠͔̙͉̖d͉͔͇̮͟ͅẹ̟̹̰̖̠̼̟͘ ̮̳̗͡0̷͓͍̟̖̟̜͙͝͝x҉̶̖̻̣̟͙̙͓̟̳5̝̞̹̟̕͡9҉̢͎0̢̮̫0̵̦̯̞̯̘̖̟̤́͡ͅ0̙̼͉̟͙̝̝̮̗͡0̷̹̗͘0̦͎̹͓̗͚́͘͜ͅ,҉̛̱̣̥̦̘͈ ͏̧̯̫̥̩̳͎ͅf̼͎̕͡a̻͉̻͉u̶̺͓̥͚̳̟͎͠͞l̰͈̩̬̘t̵͕̦̥̟̻ͅ ̢̺̼͓͖͘o̵̷͈̙̫̗̩̝̹͍f̵̦͓̲̝̣̯͞f̵̡͙͉̝̼͍s̷͓͓̼͔͖̙e̳̘t҉̟̥͉̖̘̱̫̣̺ ̠̺̠̱̲͓̳͖̲0̣̘̣̼͠x̨̳̩͍̻ͅ1̯͜2̵͍̣̖̱͓̱͖̞͇6̟̭̲̘̤̯͓̥̻5̮̪6̶̖͎f̧̻̻͘͝r̯͙͎̺̘̜̼͖h̝̖͓̥̳́̕͢,̶̣͍̮͔͢ͅ
    p̨̡̩͎̱̖̟̫̖̘͍̺̼̗͈̭̺̺̦̞̓ͮ̏̀̓̕̕ȓ̸̶̩͎̞̐ͨͤ̔́͟͢ͅo̵͚̥̭͚͎̤̺̩̼͖̭͔̳̥̱͖̞̔̋͐ͯ̇̓ͨ̒̇̽͟ͅc͋͐ͣ̉͐҉̴̘̺̻̤̝̘͝͡͠e̶̱͈̪̳̪̜͛̍͛͆ͯ͌͗͗͑ͮ̀͘s̸̴̲̺̺͎͓̦̺̱͉̥͎̣̻̟̣͈̰̝̋̉͒̆̉̌ͯ͌ͮͭ̓͛ͩ̏̈́̒͋̂̍s̊̿͑̈̆̐̎̓͗̅̉̈́ͦ̌̃͏̷̷̖̣͚̹̟͇̮̙̥̗̯̰͓̕͝ͅ ̯͕̹̥̳͎̙̜͈̤̝̱͎͖̱̝̺̎̈͌ͮ̀͊ͬ̑̆̎͗̂ͣ͗̈́ͧ̀͜i̶ͨ͊̽ͯͬ͒͆̅̑̚҉̨̖̻̹̙̭̠̟͔̻̠͝ͅḏ̴̢͔̪̗̫̝͙͔̖ͬͣ͗̚͘ ̶̸̞̼͙̝̱̫̠͖̆̀ͬ̓͐̔ͯͬ̀͂ͣ̚ͅ0̭̺̤̮̰͉̞͈̖̖̊̊ͪ͌̋̓͑̿͒̒͑̊ͤ̏́͟x̸̢ͪͭ̂͋́͏̬̫̲̬̙̰͖͇̞̥̜̗4̨̧̛͎̹̮̪̥̥̙̫͇͋͐̓̀̓͂̈́͂̀̾͟͞a̢̢̧̛͖͕̭͚͙̹̩̥̰̲͉̻̜͒̉͌̌̀̉ͣ̄͆̇̊ͮͨc̛̝̻̫̯̝͍̯͙͕̫̘͖͖̗͉̱̣̠̓̄̌̎͜ͅ,̛̝̯̭̲̠̲̳̪̠̳̹̿̿ͯͭ̋̆̈̇̃̂̊̾̑ͫ͊̐́̚̚͡ͅ ̧͑̎̄ͥͪ̓ͣ̅͌̊̍͒͆ͯ̌ͨ̄ͬ͏͓͙̖͍̳̰̻̹͙͎͉̤̻͕a̵̶̧͈̲̣̹͓̳͚͚̫̬͔͉̭͔̣̍̄ͯͭͣ͒̋̄ͦ͛̇̉̓̓͊̍̕͝ͅp̶̨̛̹̼͔͖͑̎̊ͣ̑͒ͩͧͦͧͭ͋̂̃ͤͧ̀́̄͢pͫ̓͌͋͗̆ͩ̑͋̾̎̆͑̚͏̮̣͉̳̝͖̘́́͜l̛͖͔̖̭̩̜͎̹̖̺̮͈͓͍̹̝͔ͤͮͤͪ͊́̈́ͬ̒ͭ̒ͪ͜i̴̦̘͇̫ͫͯͥͪͦ̍͗ͥ͋̏̉ͨ̑́̇̿́͝cͣͥ̓ͨͬͤ͜҉̶͖̜̩͙̳̘̕͜a͎̣̭̮̦̼͉̰̺͍̮̗̠͙͔̘̘̼͌̃́ͤ̑̂͒ͭ̾ͦͣ̎̍́̕͞t̴̺̹̖̬̼̦͓̒̈͒̑̉ͯͫ̎ͫ̓ͮ͗́i̓͌̌̑͝͠͏̧̩̜̳͈͍̣̹͈͕͔͍͉͉̠o̢̝̬̮͕̝̬̻̯̿̔̀͋̄͒̌̄̌̉̏̄͋̅ͭ́̀ṋ̸̱̤̭͓͍̣̞͉̱̗̯̱̩̣̩̖̂͗̀̀̍̇͒̓̿͢͠ ̢̛̓ͭ̋ͧ̆̈́̔ͯ͋̃̇̓̏͐̾ͤ̃͗̔҉̧̛̻͍̮̠̝̥̙̼̫̣͓̹s̵̛̟̠͙̳̙̯̹̦̼̰͓̘͔̫̗̾͛ͤ̆̍͌ͮͬͮͦ͑̑̿ͣ̽̐̇͘͟͜ͅţ̠̣̲̭̪̳̫ͭ̽̈́͆̍̈̇͒ͪ̌̃ͤ̄ͣͪ̎̐͋̚a̢̱̙̠̼̙͇̬̣̘ͦͪ̊̑̐ͯ̿̒ͣ̔ͪ̒̔̿͢͞͝r̴̫̣͔̮͚̫̭̯̮̭͕̲̯͓̜͖̮ͦͯ̾ͦͤͩ̌̂ͬͥͦͤ̈́̐̽̅ͯ̉ͤ͜͞ͅṭ̰̙̩̰̼͕̬ͭ͂̓ͯ̾̂́̽̓̈͐͆͂̎̓̊̚̚͟͠ ͯͤͪͣ̀̎͌͛͆͆̈́̔ͫ̈̍ͧͤ͏̨͕̯̭͚͚̳̯̟̥͕̪̘ͅt̷̯̠͓̠̪͈̘̝̙̼̼̟͎̝̬̀̐̅͗́́͐̋ͥ̓͂̐̿ͩ̚̚̚̕͠͠i͔̤͎̞͚̓̍̊̋͐́͒́̚̚͘͠͝m̷̨̡̲̳̠̩̲͎̖̭̝̌́̌ͮͫ̚͜ͅĕ̷̻̻̻͕͍̼̦̭͍͉͓̻̈̽̏ͥͤͯ͐̈̑͗͒̂̕͘͟͡ ͤ̂͂͋ͫ҉͘͏̭̺̮̺̣̗̱̫̥̠̫̥̦̳͓̝͚̪0̈́͐̔̏̊̓͘҉̞̤͖̯͍̫̻̳̺̺̀̕͞ͅx̷̆͛̅̌̔̎ͭ͒͋͋͂̈ͯͥ̚̚͝҉̨̻̱̣̘͈͓̝̻͕̩̞̞8̴̩͕̤̮͙͓̹̰̙͎̭̘̣̣̟͖̘̆̀̔͆ͫ́ͦ̓̈̂͒ͮ͌͊ͭͤ̚͠͞͝9̴̺͎̭̻͓̲̲̩̜͙̝̣̰͓ͨͦ̒͐̔̉̽̌͊ͩ͊ͫ̋̉ͯ̓̑͌́̚͢ś̷͕͚̞̼͎̝̤̭͔ͤͫ͌͛̔̓̕͠͠f̙̻͖̪͖̻̮͓̱͚̻̘̥͖͚͌̈́͊̆̐̊͒͆͋̑ͩͫ̀́͜ͅ7̵̋̇̓͂ͦͮ̇͗̕͝҉̹͈̥͓͍̖ͅş̻̣̞̘͈̼̼̙̣͕͈̙̟̞͎ͤ͋̈́̽ͫ͊ͪ͂ͦͥ̇̓͒̀̐̚͝͠͝g̸̨̩͈̪̭ͮͣ̄ͯ̃͆̆̔̉̏ͪͨ̍̌̚8̠̯̦͇̘̱̜̥̲̺̄ͬͬͭ̍̑̂̈̇̐̓́̏ͭͤͭ̀͘9̵̻͖̠̥̲̘̭̼͖͔̺ͪ͗̍ͣ̀̚fͧ̂̄͋̅̀̊̐҉͞҉̳̻̣͈̳̙̀͟g̴̷̲͚̻̻̫̝̬̪̒̿ͥͩ̉̓̒͂͛͘8̜͔̻͚̜͔̯̺̰͙̭͍͍̱̞ͣͦ̐ͣ̈́͛ͯ̆ͭͭ̋̄̐̄̑͋̃͌͞͝ͅd̸̢̛̳͔̲͖͇͚͎̘̜͇̩̲̰̟̣̞̻̱̫̂͐̽́̀̀fͩͫ̔ͪͧ̆ͭ̑ͥͬ̚͏̧͖̪͖̟̯̲̠͕̟͞͞9̴̨̖̫̙̥̻̳̤͔ͥͣ̄̑́š̸ͯ͐ͨͮ̃͗̅͆̽̓͐ͬ͜͏͔̗̮̳͈̪̼0̣̰̮̫̮͎͕̝̼̥̭̦̮̭͙̤̇̔̆̆̈͐ͯͬ͑ͧ̎ͧͤͤ͋ͪͮ͟͞ş̮̩̜̟͔̖̣̈̒̉́ͤͯ̔̐̄̓̓̈́͞.̨̧̫͖̟̈ͨ͌͋ͬ̆͑ͦ͑̓ͤͯ̄̑̑͗͟
     
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh g os hhhhhh oh gosh oh gosh
    OH GOSH
    OH H HHHH H H GOSH

     
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    you won't frickin believe
    what happened


    IT WAS SO SURREAL LIKE WHAT
    man typing this all down won't even do justice for how it FELT but WOW
    HERE I GO

    ok i was chilling at my office chair right just haha paperwork and shit
    and then the emperor was at the intercom all hey remy i have thing to tell
    so im like oh ok

    and i went downstairs and he like started rambling about some paper i dont even know what that shit was about but like
    i couldnt look at his face
    i lit could NOT because he was j ust so
    so
    ahhhhhhhhhh

    any W A Y like i was all ok dont look at his face dont look at his face dont look at his face TAKE THE PAPER TAKE IT TAKE IT AND GO
    and suddenly a HAND
    on the paper

    so i was like ??? ha ha hhhahh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can i just get paper n pls go but like internally
    bc irl i was just standing there all uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    and the emperor was all ok whathap what wrong wit u

    and i just stupidly said UR FACE
    ofc he was like ????? what lmao
    i tOLD HIM HIS FACE IS CUTE
    and he was all haha obv it is ok i know we all know but srsly what is wrong wit u

    and i just
    i just tried to do a THING and basically tried to
    redo thing

    and he put a gun on me lol oops
    i M E ANA LIETRA L ACTAU L GH U N N OT L IKE DFJSHJKFGS
    BUT YEAH PISTOL ON MY CHEST :^(
    he was all
    >__________________> ok did someone hack u
    and i lit was just frozen in fear like NO?????????? WHY???????????? PLS WHAT?????????????
    but i mANAGED to calmly be all haha... haha... no.... i prove thing not hack

    and he was all oh ok lol and put his gun PISTOL PSSI SLTOL FIREARM a wa y
    and like i just explained what i did and

    HE D ID THE THING
    AAG I N
    AN D HO LF DON IM SO EMBARASSED I NEED TO

    okay where was i um
    yeAH he did the touchy feely things and we
    we smooched
    and
    i kinda died
    :^(

    hell you can see it at log 38 BUT ANYWAY

    but yeah when i woke up i... was in his arms. .. a nd it was r l y comfy and cute and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    im just
    / v\ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <333333333

    u cnt explain or make this shit UP do u frickin FEEL
    hahha a h wow i need 2 change my log password what if yoghurt sees hes gonn be all remy u frickin NERD

    im not a nerd im a cool guy
    :^) i got to smooch a cool guy so im a cool guy

     
    #40 Kai, Mar 21, 2014
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