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No, you fool, this is Brockian Ultra-Cricket. Look it up.
Anyone up for a game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket?
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people who are making your life so damn difficult.
What do you mean spite can't be my sole motivation in life?
Everything happens for a reason, and sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Without water or sugar, your "life lemonade" is going to really fucking suck.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark
Internet is crippled, gotta love shitty service providers.
[These messages can be found on Salem's email account, or stored in her implant] From: [email protected] To:...
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
"Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm going to get really weird with it." --Frank Reynolds
That's a lie. Friendly fire, isn't.
Holy SHIT that was gay. (Went to Boston Pride yesterday)
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. (I DO WHAT I WANT)
Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.
