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    Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

    Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, May 3, 2017
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    I’m not trying to sound racist but I’ve always preferred the 100 meter dash over the 200 meter dash.

    I’m not trying to sound racist but I’ve always preferred the 100 meter dash over the 200 meter dash.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Apr 29, 2017
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    I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit...

    I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit...
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Apr 26, 2017
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    Totally mad, utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.

    Totally mad, utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Apr 24, 2017
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    Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble.

    Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Feb 23, 2017
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    communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it

    communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Feb 20, 2017
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    Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic...

    Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Feb 19, 2017
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    In an infinite Universe anything can happen. Even survival. Strange but true.

    In an infinite Universe anything can happen. Even survival. Strange but true.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Feb 16, 2017
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    To insult someone we call him 'bestial.' For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the...

    To insult someone we call him 'bestial.' For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. -- Isaac Asimov
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Oct 29, 2016
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    To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem

    To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Oct 25, 2016
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    We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

    We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Oct 21, 2016
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    I attack everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it's...

    I attack everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it's often difficult to tell which is which.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Oct 20, 2016
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    Broke my hard drive! Whoo...

    Broke my hard drive! Whoo...
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Oct 19, 2016
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    If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a...

    If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Oct 18, 2016
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    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
    Status Update by ScarletSongbird, Oct 15, 2016