Old? I'll show you old! *Pops knuckles menacingly. Pops neck menacingly. Pops back menacingly. Pops hip menacingly.*
Oh you wanna have an old figh? I'll box your ears in! ... Just gimme a minute my knees are killing me.
"good day to steal something, or kill someone" - he took his knife and pistol -John Dansweet, killed by Laurel
I attack everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it's often difficult to tell which is which.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.
