Doc

[Insert a witty quip here]

I'm not dead, believe it or not. I might actually come back. Eventually. Maybe? I dunno.

Just the usual cancer, I see.

tfw you realize you're a low-rank, low rated member because all of your meaningful posts/ratings have been long lost. feelsbadman

Weather forecast for tonight: Dank

Alex's life is thoroughly fucked: Check. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.

"CHING CHONG PING LING" - Some sort of Asian, 2016

I already have Jesus. He rakes my leaves HAHA ZINGER I'm so sorry.

Jesus.

It's like the old days, ain't it?

OE camp needs to come out of the closet. #Teardownthiswall

OE MERGE HYPE! #RIOT

So many people are returning, holy shit it's beautiful.

Vote people. Gotta get them new players in!

Listen to the happy birb. Everyone needs to vote or we'll just lag behind in the rankings.

Don't forget to vote for the server people, every bit helps so pitch in!

Yo people, vote for the server. We gotta climb that ladder of ranks to get to the top. The higher we are the more new folks we can bring in!

No I mean it, vote you losers. Do it for glory and material gain. (Kidding but really vote for the server.)

Don't forget to vote, people.

Vote for the server guys. You get some nice rewards and it helps the server grow. There's no downsides!