Eyyy, what's good in the galaxy everyone? So I was on my ship out in space zoomin' around and such when outta nowhere this asteroid came at me and crashed into my window. I managed to repair the damage, but I had to expend all my fuel just to drift my feathery behind to the nearest planet. So for a bit I was chillin' in the desert lookin' for some shops to procure me some of that premium ship fuel/ maybe to wet my beak a little, and I kinda fell in a ditch. A really large ditch. Like, maybe 100 feet deep ditch, and I ain't talkin' about no pizza. Anyways, I was gonna send out one of them distress signals or whatever, but I actually kinda like it down here. Got this blue lava rock stuff everywhere. It's beautiful, chickadee. I been diggin' around in the dirt for a bit and got it all over me, but I still took a selfie because I know I look fine. Anyways, I figured I should still post this since I'm maybe still in distress sorta. Let's just say if y'all don't hear from me in a few days, I'm probably in some alien monster's stomach. Any ideas as to how I can get myself outta this here cave? Ya know, after I lose interest. I'll be checkin' regularly if y'all wanna holla at ya boy, peace out! PS: this is my first post on StarNet. We ain't have nothin' like this where I come from, so if I ain't usin' it properly, y'all can drop me a message. -Terkai
