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Whats in the box?

Discussion in 'Market and Trade' started by Razortazor, Jun 5, 2016.

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  1. Razortazor

    Razortazor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Good day to you, citizens of the intergalactical-hypertransformitive-web.

    I happen to be in the possession of a large quantity of things. Too many for me to count, but hopefully enough to be interesting to you.

    If you're interested in purchasing one of my fantastic mysterious boxes, contact me over the intergalactical-hypertrasnformitive-web at [email protected] ((PM me))

    [​IMG]

    These boxes are in limited supply though - get one before they're all gone!
     
    #1 Razortazor, Jun 5, 2016
  2. Menacing Melon

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    Mysterious boxes on starnet being sold by a mysterious person I do not know... hell your starmail is MysteryMan125. For all I know there could be explosives in there. I think I'll pass on this one.

    -Connor
     
    #2 Menacing Melon, Jun 5, 2016
  3. Razortazor

    Razortazor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    But isn't that the fun of it, my good friend?

    -MysticalMan
     
    #3 Razortazor, Jun 5, 2016
  4. Menacing Melon

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    Yes, active explosives 2 feet from my face, exactly what I want on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

    -Connor
     
    #4 Menacing Melon, Jun 5, 2016
  5. Razortazor

    Razortazor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    What if it was a fancy new shirt though? Or a bar of chocolate? Or both at the same time?

    -MysticalMagic
     
    #5 Razortazor, Jun 5, 2016
  6. Menacing Melon

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    Still not playing that gamble pal

    -Connor
     
    #6 Menacing Melon, Jun 5, 2016
  7. Razortazor

    Razortazor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    What if I told you there were cookies and tea?

    -MiggleMoggle
     
    #7 Razortazor, Jun 5, 2016
  8. Menacing Melon

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    Look, I don't want this t turn into an argument, so don't reply after this, alright? I can't even eat cookies.

    -Connor
     
    #8 Menacing Melon, Jun 5, 2016
  9. Razortazor

    Razortazor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Alright, I won't reply. But you're really missing out, I've put some other goodies in these crates too.

    -MerethicalMagistrate
     
    #9 Razortazor, Jun 5, 2016
  10. Razortazor

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    Just a reminder, there are still mystery boxes for sale! Wouldn't want to miss out on a once in a life time chance, would you?

    -MysticMagix
     
    #10 Razortazor, Jun 8, 2016
  11. Anonymous

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    whats this russian roulette shit wow no wonder you havent got any takens are you an idiot or something
     
    #11 Anonymous, Jun 8, 2016
  12. Razortazor

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    I've had a few takers! All of which seemed quite happy with their mystical box. I've still got about 3 more to go though, and it'd be a shame to have to leave them.

    -MysteryMystical
     
    #12 Razortazor, Jun 8, 2016
  13. Ricardo

    Ricardo ERP Champ 2016

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    By Kluex this is quite exciting!! A box of unknown content is most intriguing indeed! Do not spoil me of my fascination as I intend to purchase a case for myself!

    His most devoted,

    Izo
     
    #13 Ricardo, Jun 9, 2016
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  14. Ziggy

    Ziggy Sinfully Soft

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    Yeah, sign me up. I'll take one. What's the worst that could happen?

    -KD
     
    #14 Ziggy, Jun 9, 2016
  15. Anonymous

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    Red giant dildo with vibration engine based on avian crystal tech.
     
    #15 Anonymous, Jun 9, 2016
  16. Anonymous

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    bet theyd like that hahahaha
     
    #16 Anonymous, Jun 9, 2016
  17. mexicanclownbaby

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    Damn are all you guys just super jaded slack jawed flaccid cocked cold cucked cream filled bad baby bitches these days or what? "omg i am supr ascared of a box oh noooO!" let me tell you that without a little mystery in your life, without a little excitement... what is the point of living?

    -Gbiggs
     
    #17 mexicanclownbaby, Jun 9, 2016
  18. dukeminiman

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    Giving and receiving gifts brings a joy like no other. Where might I find one of these mystery boxes?
    - J0-E
     
    #18 dukeminiman, Jun 9, 2016
  19. Razortazor

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    Just send me a message over the intergalactical-hypertransformitive-web! (PM me)

    - MysticalMan
     
    #19 Razortazor, Jun 9, 2016
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