<Booting up> <Processing....> *The sound of a warp drive can be heard in the background as a magenta Novakid with an Oval Brand appears on screen* Hello hello! This is Varni Hayes here and boy do I have a proposition for you all! Now I know you've heard all these ads from my lovely competition and I'm pretty sure they've all got their merits. But what makes THIS one different you may ask? What makes this one SO special? Well let me tell you! First off I'm not some novice looking to make a few quick bucks on the side. I've been making deliveries and scavenging ruins for quite some time my friends. I am pretty damn adept at haggling people down or up to a decent price too! Might just be able to get you more money back for your goods even! You never know mate. Depending on what they are and how far it is I could probably get you a full turnover for your work/goods/ and any other such thing that you might be wanting to get rid of. I bet your wondering just how much I charge too... well I tell you, There really ain't a set price. I take a percentage off the top. Depending on how risky the job is, and we negotiate from there my friend. If you don't like my price well there's always others ain't there. But none of them can guarantee you won't be losing any of your goods to swindlers or thieves now can they? Varni Hayes can though! Varni can get your goods where ever you like safe and sound. Ain't no need to worry bout guards or bandits when Varni is around. I'm well equipt to deal with all sorts of situations! So please! Consider Varni Hayes for your transportation, reconnaissance and delivery needs! <End> <Reboots> *Varni appears on screen again. A bit flustered* AH! And also! I got all these seeds from a mission I ran before coming to Antares. Left overs really. Be more than happy to trade them for goods and services. Got Neomelons and all that swell shit. <End>
