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TOTALLY EDIBLE BRITISH CHOCOLATE BUY NOW

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Day Tripper, Oct 14, 2014.

  1. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    **Posted by: [email protected] **



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    so, I have a shit tonne of cadbury dairy milk bars, and I have no need for thousands of pounds of chocolate

    I guess you could buy a few if you wanted, and I might actually make a business out of selling shit from before the tentacle monster fucked Earth

    uh, just name how many you want, and what you're willing to pay, and I'll totally give you some (delivery or pick-up)

    yes, the music is exactly what you think it is
     
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  2. mexicanclownbaby

    mexicanclownbaby New Member

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    I'll give you 100pix for a a cardboard box stuffed with them



    Ass_Blast6969
     
    #2 mexicanclownbaby, Oct 14, 2014
  3. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    yeah, totally, I can drop them somewhere in Taranis if that's okay

    it'll be like 100 bars of chocolate
     
    #3 Day Tripper, Oct 14, 2014
  4. Thewaltham

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    Ohmygod I'm so tempted...

    But i've got a figure to maintain...

    =Junko=
     
    #4 Thewaltham, Oct 14, 2014
  5. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    **Posted by: [email protected] **

    don't worry about it, you don't have to eat all of them at once (although they're so good you might be tempted to)

    I eat these things all the time, just don't laze about and you'll be fine

    get out and do some jogging or whatever after you're done eating and you won't ruin your figure
     
    #5 Day Tripper, Oct 14, 2014
  6. Thewaltham

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    Gah, you've convinced me. Alright, i'll have the same as the previous guy, box of 100, for 100 pix. I live on Taranis.

    =Junko=
     
    #6 Thewaltham, Oct 14, 2014
  7. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    **Posted by: [email protected] **

    it'll be delivered soon, hope you're ready for some good chocolate
     
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  8. Narfball

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    CAN I PAY YOU 4,000 PIXELS FOR A BOX OF WHITE HOT HUMAN FECES THAT WILL IN FACT -- STAY WHITE HOT FOR WHEN I GO CRAMMING PEOPLE DOWN IMPOSSIBLY SMALL HOLES INTO A SEA OF WHITE HOT HUMAN FECES? BECAUSE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH MY THREATS

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
    #8 Narfball, Oct 14, 2014
  9. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    I don't sell white-hot fecal matter. sorry, pal

    if you want chocolate, I can do that

    no feces
     
    #9 Day Tripper, Oct 14, 2014
  10. Doctor Frohman

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    How much chocolate do you exactly have and where do you find all the room to store it?
    - Tony
     
    #10 Doctor Frohman, Oct 14, 2014
  11. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    **Posted by: [email protected] **

    literally thousands of bars, stored in crates

    it's not really that hard to store chocolate (a light material) on a ship that can support furniture, provisions, and a 5-6 man crew

    and yes, I did raid a candy shoppe before that massive hentai tentacle monster destroyed earth

    don't fucking blame me, cadbury is good shite
     
    #11 Day Tripper, Oct 14, 2014
  12. Narfball

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    I HAD TO LOOK UP WHAT HENTAI MEANT.
    CAN I LIKE, QUOTE YOU ON THAT?

    -AN_AGGRESSIVE_FISH6969​
     
    #12 Narfball, Oct 14, 2014
  13. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    up to you, man

    I just say it because that's totally what it reminds me of

    I mean, where else do you see massive tentacle monsters fucking things up?
     
    #13 Day Tripper, Oct 14, 2014
  14. Doctor Frohman

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    I went to a random planet with some tentacle monsters. Screw those things.
    - Tony
     
    #14 Doctor Frohman, Oct 14, 2014
  15. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    obligatory bump, people need to know about this damn chocolate.
     
    #15 Day Tripper, Nov 8, 2014
  16. Hour

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    Can I get a single chocolate block hard enough to stove in a man's skull?
    -Thaul
     
    #16 Hour, Nov 14, 2014
  17. Switchback

    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    Thats hot.

    Also give me like 40 bars.

    ~GwenTheMagnificent
     
    #17 Switchback, Nov 14, 2014
  18. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    **Posted by: [email protected] **

    uh, I only have bars of chocolate, but I can give you a crate full of them (which should do nicely)

    sure, just give me a time and place for delivery
     
    #18 Day Tripper, Nov 14, 2014
  19. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    What is this 'chocolate' you humans speak of? What's it like? Spiced & broiled gorgon fish cooked to resemble little square brown things?
    -Shadowstep
     
    #19 Shag, Nov 15, 2014
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