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Things You Do You Don't Think Anyone Else Does

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  1. Avis

    Avis Halloweenie of the Serengeti

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    I'll start.

    When I walk into public restrooms I always check to see if there are urinals, because I forgot whether the door sign said men or women's.
     
    #1 Avis, May 11, 2015
  2. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    when i go outside i have to have some kind of weapon on my person otherwise i get extremely paranoid
     
    #2 Narfball, May 11, 2015
  3. Ace1560

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    Becoming a ninja when home alone (trying to pick something up with your foot after you drop it)
     
    #3 Ace1560, May 11, 2015
  4. Not A President

    Not A President [help me]

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    I typically always check behind fences when biking home. Never know if someone's watching you, ready to jump out and attack you.
     
    #4 Not A President, May 11, 2015
  5. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    when im really mad i have to punch walls if i cant punch someone near me
     
    #5 Narfball, May 11, 2015
  6. Avis

    Avis Halloweenie of the Serengeti

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    I sit on my legs a certain way intentionally because it's fun to walk around when your legs are asleep
     
    #6 Avis, May 11, 2015
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    Not A President [help me]

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    (This is no joke) I'll fucking stomp my foot on somebody else's to make a point.
     
    #7 Not A President, May 11, 2015
  8. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    when i sit down i have to sit down in the fetal position otherwise i get uncomfortable and freak out

    btw im posting completely true things about me lmao
     
    #8 Narfball, May 11, 2015
  9. Ace1560

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    Retrieving a piece of paper from the area around your garbage can just to try and inevitably fail to shoot it into the can again.
     
    #9 Ace1560, May 11, 2015
  10. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    i shout when im in the shower to remind myself that i'm awake
     
    #10 Narfball, May 11, 2015
  11. Not A President

    Not A President [help me]

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    Sometimes when I see a can of soda on the ground, I actually go over to see if it's been opened or still has liquid in it.

    I don't actually drink from them if they do, hell no, but you know. THE THINGS PEOPLE WASTE NOWADAYS.
     
    #11 Not A President, May 11, 2015
  12. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    when im drawing sometimes i'll jab myself with my pencil to see how conscious i am
     
    #12 Narfball, May 11, 2015
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    When it's morning, and I am lazy, if I don't get up, etc. I slap myself, if I can will my arm to do so... Slapping yourself can wake you up a bit, or at least motivate me slightly to get ready for school..
     
    #13 Fluffeh, May 11, 2015
  14. Felonious

    Felonious Restart Monkey

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    I set 11 alarms to different tones to wake myself up over the course of a single hour.
     
    #14 Felonious, May 11, 2015
  15. Fluffeh

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    Erm.. thats optimistic? ok..
     
    #15 Fluffeh, May 11, 2015
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    Narfball narfball

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    sometimes i bully people who can take it because im really mad but i have no walls to punch and i dont wanna punch them because i dont have enough reason
     
    #16 Narfball, May 11, 2015
  17. Fluffeh

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    I set 4 alarms, same tone, one at 5:00, one at 5:30, one at 6:00, one at 6:30, all of those AM.
     
    #17 Fluffeh, May 11, 2015
  18. Awe

    Awe Gotta go fast!

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    y'all are crazy
     
    #18 Awe, May 11, 2015
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    tysm
     
    #19 Narfball, May 11, 2015
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    If I'm thirsty enough I drink straight from the tap. Mouth-to-mouth and everything.
     
    #20 Toadkid1234, May 11, 2015
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