So yeah, guess who hates Valentines. SPOILER ALERT: It's me. I mean, honestly, it's just a rise in chocolate corporation sales and shit. Why do we still fall for this garbage, honestly? "Durrhurr, you're just jealous of everyone who gets valentine gifts and you don't!" I don't think you realize that I somehow still manage to attract people despite being a total bitch, I do get gifts, I just throw them back in their worthless faces. UMAD? Er, anyway, disregarding that bit above, the purpose of this thread is so we can talk about why the 14th sucks so hard, kay? Kay! LEZDOIT
OH MY GOD, A PERSON WHO HAS COME TO THE REALIZATION OF HOW UTTERLY IDIOTIC THIS DAY IS!!! Quite frankly, every time I see you post something, I begin to respect and like a little bit more. On some day that is not the fourteenth, I request we meet in person, as you seem to actually have intelligence.
:Corvus: This is the best place to argue about USCM attendence... why? But, yeah. Never really cared for human holidays.
I do quite enjoy both April fools day and Holloween. Gives me a reason to truly fuck with people. But seriously though, Valentines day? This is THE stupidest holiday out there.
"You're just jealous of everyone who receives a Valentine. Grab your balls miss, and man-up." -Ensign Hollow, USN
:Corvus: I don't understand why you need a holiday to act a certain way. Can't we just always fuck with people, always dress up ridiculously and always eat chocolate?
Nah, it's just stupid. Love is both unnecessary, and total bullshit, along with being the most annoying of "emotions". I don't, it's just more socially acceptable on those holidays, and justifiable, thus allowing me to gladly hand out fear-induced heart attacks without anybody complaining.
Uh..What...UM...SHIT.. SOMETHING.. ANYTHING..AAAGH DIE THE DEATH SENTENCE TO DEATH GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH
