Text-Based Conversation

Alaystus · Sep 9, 2016

*The following is a private text-based conversation in the form of an instant messaging forum between Ace Jones and Rodrick Titus. The logs of this conversation can possibly be accessed on either one of their personal devices. If you're interested in learning more about Ace Jones, click here.*
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Hey, so, how've you been?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

One meal a day, making cash wherever I can, alcohol consumption hasn't changed.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Jesus dude...Ayaka told me about that, quit that shit, it'll get you nowhere.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Into a grave, eventually
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Jesus...
Right but uh, I was talking to Ayaka the day before yesterday, and uh....
A note left on the table?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I think so?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I mean when you broke up with her.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Yeah.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

You really did that?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Yes.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

That's...Pretty fucked up Ace. I honestly didn't belive her when she told me that.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

It's done, I can't change it.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I know, I know, but just like...Why? Why not in person?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I didn't know when I'd see her again.
Or when she'd have time to talk.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Ace I don't think it was that bad, you couldn't have even talked to her when she got home and was going to bed?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

If she was home, she was in after I was asleep, and out before I was awake.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

You couldn't have stayed up?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I tried.
Some nights I didn't sleep.
Some nights she didn't come home.
Some nights she came home, and didn't want to bother.
Either I was too drunk, or she was too tired.
The Restaurant/pub wasn't bringing in any money. Nobody visited, and the locals only paid enough to get by. Sales decreased after I turned it into a bar.
I kept running out of whiskey.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I mean, whatever you say Ace; I wasen't there, but...
It's pretty low, I think we both kinda know that.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'm not proud of it.
I know it's better to say things in person. I know it's right to do it that way.
I just felt that since we never saw each other, it wouldn't make a difference.
I told myself that, anyway.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I guess what's done is done.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

It's been months, anyway.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yeah.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I killed someone for the first time.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

...What
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'm sorry, I really just didn't know how to bring that up, and I'm not sure if I should have.
But it's kind of fucked with me
And I haven't been sure what to think of it for a really long time
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Do you wanna...Talk about it?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

If it's all right, yes.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Sure, I guess.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

There was a man who showed up to the refugee camp, delusional, old as hell, scraggly beard
Had a wrench fused to his hand
yeah, picture that trainwreck
And he kept coming in and out of conciousness. And every time he did, he begged us to kill him.
Because when he slipped back, he was basically living in flashbacks.
And after a while, he came out and just started beating himself because he wanted to die so bad.
Even after we sedated him
And so I said I'd do it.
And he calmed down like almost immediately
He'd already given hints as to what he'd done in the past, and how he got to be how he was, but as we walked out of the settlement, I just asked him about himself.
And he told me his story, how he was a captain, and he was taking his crew away from a communist controlled planet in search of a better life
Had his family with him
Flight was sabotaged, and everything went to shit
Lost his crew, lost his family
And
So we got out to the forest
And he was real greatful
And I just
Executed him
And buried him
I'm sorry that
You said all right, but that's a lot to just tell someone but I haven't really talked about this
There was one person who was there at the time, but I think he's actually just a robot
Rod I"m just
Shaking, I'm sorry
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I'm not going to judge you Ace, honestly there...Wasen't much else you could do. It's not like you could've taken him anywhere.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I asked him
I asked him if he wanted to try living another day
I told him there were people who were willing to help him
Willing to try
And he said no
He said he wanted it this way
He said it'd been too long, and he wanted to see his wife and kid
That they were wondering where he was,a nd why he was taking so long
fuck
He thanked me, Rod
He said I was brave
i wasn't fucking brave, I was scared as shit
I'd buried people before, but this was different
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I know it's diffirent Ace, I know.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

and the sad part was
I knew it wasn't a matter of if, it was a matter of when
It's always a matter of when
I wish it could have been an Outcast, or a mugger, or someone anyone other than this guy
I mean I've killed things, I've buried people, why is killing people different
Agh I just
I
I'm sorry
I'll be fine
It's been a while since that happened, I'll be fine
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I don't know what to say Ace, I really don't. Just let me give you some advice.
Never, ever, kill a man. If you don't have to.
If there's ever a slimmer of a chance that you don't have to, than take it.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Well I wasn't going to let him beat himself to death with a wrench
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I mean in general.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Tazers cost a lot of money, but I guess they're pretty practical
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up
I won't do it again
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It's fine Ace, it's a hard thing to talk about.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You shouldn't have to deal with something like that
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Ace I've heard, seen and done alot worse to be honest with you.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

right
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Is there something else you need to talk about?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I don't know
I haven't done much really
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Same here, I broke up with my girlfriend a week or so back. But that's it.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

What happened to that?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Just...She didn't wanna go out anywhere with me. I don't think she wanted to be seen with me.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I was gonna say something stupid
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

What
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Date a glitch
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I've dated a Floran, Nova and a Hylotl
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You're on your way
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It's not that outlandish
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

What I should say is, if she can't handle that kind of a physical aspect, you don't need her.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I guess
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I haven't really had any other relationships
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I'm not really doing to well on the relationship front.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I think I only attract Hylotls
And Braydon. I think his name was Braydon.
It's been a long ass time since I've seen him.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

He's like...Gone, I think.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Well, I assumed he died the last time he disappeared, as I do with everyone, so I can't say I'm surprised
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Have you been in the core sector?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Once on vacation with Aya
Was Earth considered a core planet?
I always wondered.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

No, no I mean.
Is that where you'v been.
you've*
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

No, frontier.
In and out of this sector, odd jobs, busking, whatever
Suck a dick or two
heh
No, I'm joking.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It was only one dick
Not two
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Just the one
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It's not gay if it's for money
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

It was totally gay
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Heh
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I would ask, but I'm not sure if that's a sore subject
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

What?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You're mostly cybernetic at this point.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Son of a bltich
bitch*
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'm sorry
I"m laughing, but I'm sorry
You don't have to say anything, I get it.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It's not the first time I've got that question, it's fine
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'm sure
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

No, that part is all Human.
Thank go
God*
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Oh thank god
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I can't type
Everything else not so much.
Hell, even my tounge is robotic
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'm going to make lead tongue jokes now.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Lead tongue?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

When you start stuttering, "The fuck rodrick, is your tongue made of lead or something?"
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Ah.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I dunno, it made more sense in concept
Maybe you've got a silvertongue, and your words are prettier than your face
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Fuck I was about to make that joke.
Also
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

hah
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Ouch
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'm sorry
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Doubt it'll be the last time I'll be called ugly, It's fine
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You can have one of my covers
We can be edgy cover bros together
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yes, because half of my face covered up won't be strange.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Hey man, I get away with it on a daily basis
And people think it's because my face is fucked
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

You've only got like a little
Cat claw mark
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

That part's not even covered
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Did I ever tell you the time I fought a wolf?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I think you did yes, a whole pack of wolves
On a snow planet
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yeah, but I mean like. One on one, when it got the jump on me.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Did you snap its neck
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I shot it. It's how I got my claw scar, had to get my face stitched up without any drugs in me.
Bad time
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Did you ever go to school for botany?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yes, I've got a doctorate
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

... Aren't you like my age
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

How old are you?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

24
I think my birthday was last month
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I'll be 23 in 22 days.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

God fucking damn you baby
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

School where I grew up was.
Fuck you
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

lol
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I could literally rip your legs off.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You're a big baby, what can I say
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

You'll be no knees then
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You'll have to carry me everywhere
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I'll buy you new legs.
But install them backwards
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I like the first option better
I'll be like a retarted backpack
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

But yeah, I went to school seven days a week.
For eight hours a day.
Walked up hill to school.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

IN the snow
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yep
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Barefoot both ways how the fuck old is this
This has been around since I've been alive like
Seriously
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Funny part is I grew up on a snow planet. How I got my little eye scar, from a tiny snow cat.
That got covered up by my burn scar.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Ah
I just
I asked originally because I was trying to imagine you, the six foot fucking brute of a botanist towering over the lesser nerds
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Imagine having me as a teacher.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You'd be the one hot teacher who's kind of mysterious and gives off a small rebel vibe, but all the girls like you anyway
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Who's a cyborg.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Well I was thinking pre-cyborgification
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Did you know me before I got fucked up?
I can't remember
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You had one robot arm
And then two
And then a torso
And your legs
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

No I mean, before I got my burn scar and lost my arm.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

No.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Ah.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You meant fucked up period, not royally fucked up
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Not as long ago as you think.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Nah, you said it was about six months ago I think when I met you
It all happened within the span of a year
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It'd be around a year and a half now.
Oh, no.
I lost my arm and got my burn scar.
Same day.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Right
And then everything else
Same year
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yep.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I mean like yeah, one bad accident
and
Well
If you became a teacher, would you get super cool augments that help you do shit better in class
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I shoot chalk out of my arm.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

chalk?
Why
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Blackboards.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Jesus christ, how will you get anything done
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I went to school back in 1875
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Did they have school back then?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Idfk
I think
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Like college, probably
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

But yeah, it's my birthday soon.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'll get you a stripper cake
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

If you do, don't make it a human one
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Glitch stripper cake
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

please don't actually get me one of those though
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I don't know, I think an apex stripper cake would be interesting
And hard to eat
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Last time I was in a strip club, I was trying to get my dead friends hat.
And before that I was making an Avian bar tender drink shots of whiskey
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I've never been in a strip club.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I've never like
Been there to watch the dances
It was either the hat thing, and the other time was my buddy worked there as a bouncer. And I just went there to chat with him
It was back in Antares called uh...
"Three in the pink"
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

And one in the
That's an interesting name for an anything.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yep.
Speaking of weird
Did I ever tell you the time that Oakie convinsed me to get a vibrator put in my arm
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Like your arm
Your whole arm?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

No the fingers
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Ah
I've heard of vibrating dildo fingers before, but it was in reference to a glitch
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Nah, I didn't have like a special hand for it or anything.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Is it just always there now
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Well it was in my old arm.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Which one
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Fuck uh
...
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I knew this was gonna happen
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Fourth one?
I don't know, it was blown off like seven times
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Was it useful?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yeah
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Seriously/
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Well I mean
Define useful
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

...
Was it used
Like did it actually find use
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Huh.
Would you do it again?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

...
Maybe
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Did you already
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

both arms
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

dfjfdh
fuck
I had
gj
you fucking
smart man
I'm laughing so much oh my god
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

No, that's
That's fine, I just
You just immediately
Two seconds later
No hesitation
"Both arms"
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

lol
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

And I lost my shit
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Haha
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Yeah?
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416
Yeah what?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

You were laughing. I
I dunno.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I mean.
They get a reaction out of people, that's for sure.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Oh I'll bet.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I'm stuck with the arms, might as well do something fun with them.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

And you do this stuff yourself, so you can pretty much just
Put whatever you want int here
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

No.
I
Had to ask someone to install it into my new arms
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

...
And how'd that go over
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I went out of sector to a uh
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let's say*
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Mmhm right
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It's not as un-common as you'd think it'd be.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Oh I think it's plenty common
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Ah
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I'm sure stuff like that is fucking everywhere and you have to figure out which one isn't bullshitting you
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yep.
You can get other shit done too.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Do I want to know
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Idk do you?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Sure
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Okay man, but, keep this one on the down low, alright?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Sure
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

So
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Oh you were serious
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yeah, it got blown off with my jaw
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Wh
When did that happen?!
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

...When I lost my arms and legs?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Did I not
Are
Man, fuck
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Okay, yeah, but, anywat
See where i'm going with this
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

That's gotta be disorienting.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

That on top of it doing anything special
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yeah, it's a bit strange.
Someone asked me to uh
Get the "mod" installed
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Mmhm.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

But other than that, I'm a normal cyborg
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Right
Because that's a measurable standard
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Yep.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

But yeah, I get the point
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I used to have a spike in my first arm, that would come out of the uh."
No wait.
...
Jesus it's hard to keep track,
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

One of my arms had a ___
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

One arm had a spike and a high power taser in it.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Did that drain the battery?
Like a lot
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Had a seperate battery.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Huh.
Seems like it would be heavy or clunkuy
clunky
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

It was. Why I stopped putting it in there.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Ah
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I think Mispi used to have a taser in hers too.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I didn't know she had cybernetics.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Her right arm was chopped off.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Hmm... I think... Maybe. I think I might have heard something about that
I dunno.
Or maybe that was someone else
Probably Blaze
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Maybe.
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Fuck man, now I'm thinking of the ship crash. On the snow planet.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

uh
Think about
What else you can put in your arm
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

An ice cream machine.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Fuck yes
What kind of weird shit could you put in your leg
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

A rocket booster.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

And when you kick people they just blast away
Oh
OH
Put guns in your feet
And kick people with buckshots
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I'm pretty sure if I kicked someone in the chest it would kill them anyway.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

extra kill them
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Extra dead (TM)
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Just have assault rifles for legs
And swords for arms
"You hath challenged death?" waddle waddle "I shall show you death."
Flailing sword arms erratically
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Like that?
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

... Oh shit it's real
What the fuck
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

That's a movie ace
Really old movie
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

What
What movie
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

...
jesus wh
you would win trivia
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Test me,
With movie triva.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

I don't even know the questions to ask you
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Describe a movie plot I guess?
See if I can get it
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Boy commits suicide at age 18, and has to help his younger self through life
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

No clue.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

tsk tsk
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

What is it/
?*
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

"This is Me"
The book was better
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

I know just alot of.
Weird movies.
Like
An animated cartoon where a old couple survive a nucular bomb to only slowly die from the fallout.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/13/2416

Hm
Uh. What about that one with the like... I dunno, there was like a really powerful crystal, and everyone wanted it
And there was like four of them
Fuckin' Crystal Saga or something unoriginal
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<Robocop> - 08/13/2416

Uhhh...
No clue
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416
Hm.
Did you see any of the Rocky reboots?
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Nope.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Jesus what the fuck do you watch
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

I really like horror moives.
Old ones.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Uhhh
Oldest I can think of is, "It's Getting Closer"
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Never heard of that one.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Well you can probably guess what it's about
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

YEah
My favorite movie is "Alien"
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Which one?
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Reallly old. The first one.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Uhh
I mean granted, I haven't seen any of them
I have no idea when that was
That it
when it came out
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

It came out in 1979.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

What the fuck do you have that will play something that old
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Because you can't digitally download an old moive
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

From back then?
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Yeah. People back in the 2000's remastred a bunch of shit, and made it digital.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Well all right
I didn't watch a lot of movies as a kid
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

I did.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Nice
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Here's the Alien from Alien.

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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

... That looks like something out of a hylotl porn flick
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

You should see the face huggers.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

The what
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

What the fuck does that do
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

It hugs you face, lays an egg in your stomach, jumps off. Then dies.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

... Now that's definitely something from a hylotl porn flic
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

The eggs hatches, grows, then bursts out of your chest.

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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Hm
I think I've eaten something that looks like that before
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Those Aliens are like seven feet tall too.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

That one isn't
That one looks like it's lizard sized
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Yeah, it grows into the big one.
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

Hm
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

Then one of them grows into a queen
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

I wonder if there's anything that does that
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

I hope not
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<::GlassKnees::> - 08/14/2416

I mean Agarans are bad enough
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<Robocop> - 08/14/2416

YEah
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