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Starbound Pun-Run Time!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Froot, Apr 18, 2015.

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  1. Froot

    Froot OH SO VERY NICE

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    How many puns can we link together, hmm?
    I'll start it off -
    Avian: Blah blah blah Kluex Praise blah blah sunborn blah blah blah
    Floran: Pleasssse, jussst LEAF floran alone.
    (Comments are mandatory, dammit!)
     
    #1 Froot, Apr 18, 2015
  2. Wreth

    Wreth New Member

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    This thread is terrible, you should make like a floran, and leave.
     
    #2 Wreth, Apr 19, 2015
  3. Cole Ombre

    Cole Ombre Lurking Admin

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    Do you play hylotl? Because water you trying to sea this thread turn into.
     
    #3 Cole Ombre, Apr 19, 2015
  4. Froot

    Froot OH SO VERY NICE

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    I don't know, but I hope it'll beak-come popular.
    Or am I just setting my sights too hylotl?
     
    #4 Froot, Apr 19, 2015
  5. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    Oh my god kill this thread. Please. PLEASE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
     
    #5 CaptainBritton02, Apr 19, 2015
  6. Ziggy

    Ziggy Sinfully Soft

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    My novakid buddy Marx loves to jam out on his guitar. He's a real rockstar.
     
    #6 Ziggy, Apr 19, 2015
  7. meanwhile

    meanwhile drunk cyberpunk catgirl

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    My Novakid called Photon liked a Novakid female called Audrey. She was the light of his life.
     
    #7 meanwhile, Apr 19, 2015
  8. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    my god you were photon? i was britton. i was at that place for like 2 days. and then i lost the coords.
     
    #8 CaptainBritton02, Apr 19, 2015
  9. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    Avians are the best. You're all just egging about nothing.
     
    #9 Shag, Apr 19, 2015
  10. Cassidy

    Cassidy The Strudel

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    What do you call a fancy apartment owned by a floran without a lisp. a plant suite.
     
    #10 Cassidy, Apr 19, 2015
  11. Froot

    Froot OH SO VERY NICE

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    That's a pretty Stellar joke, Night.
     
    #11 Froot, Apr 21, 2015
  12. GuardianPotato

    GuardianPotato New Member

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    (It burns)
     
    #12 GuardianPotato, Apr 21, 2015
  13. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    You could say its a hot topic, Gourd.
    [​IMG]
     
    #13 Shag, Apr 21, 2015
  14. GuardianPotato

    GuardianPotato New Member

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    *1 million dislikes*
     
    #14 GuardianPotato, Apr 21, 2015
  15. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    I don't like hylotl. They're always fishing for reactions.
     
    #15 Shag, Apr 22, 2015
  16. Ziggy

    Ziggy Sinfully Soft

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    You just have to know how to hook their interests. Then you can really reel them in.
     
    #16 Ziggy, Apr 22, 2015
  17. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    What about Avians? I hear these kinds of jokes always FLY over their heads. It's gotta be HAWKward for them. Then again I think we should CROW up and stop acting like little CHICKS.
     
    #17 Shag, Apr 22, 2015
  18. Orenten

    Orenten New Member

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    *As an Avian*
    Well, kin, I was talking to a female human friend of mine that I met when I trade my goods to adventurers about two Stargazer's children ,twins, that I had met with amazing personalities, I told the human how beautiful they looked, and hot. It was a sweltering day... But, what I don't understand is when I said to the human that nothing beats a great pair of tits, and she slapped me!
    What is wrong with two kind tit twins?
     
    #18 Orenten, Apr 22, 2015
  19. Froot

    Froot OH SO VERY NICE

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    A rogue Glitch came aboard my ship once. It crashed.
     
    #19 Froot, Apr 22, 2015
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    Are you a Miniknog mailman? Because the hilarity of this thread has reached its Apex.
     
    #20 JunoStriker, Apr 23, 2015
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