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SisterTech Presents...

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Azeliblehblehbleh, Mar 18, 2015.

  1. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    Do you find inferior fuels to be taking a toll on your engines? Do you find that inferior fuel is clogging your pipes? Or maybe most fuels are too expensive right now?

    Nebula Nytekries, everyone's big sister, is here with a solution.

    SisterTech is now selling Erchius Fuel! With the usual ppu (Pixels per unit) being approximately 80 pixels, due to several offers and deals we are able to provide fuel at only 4 ppu! But wait, there's more!

    With your first-time purchase, you will receive an additional 10% of the purchased fuel free! That's right-- if you buy 1000, for example, you get an additional 100 free!

    But wait, there's more!
    With your second purchase, you receive 20% instead of 10%!

    But wait, there's more!
    With your third purchase, you receive 30% instead of 20%!

    But wait, there's more!

    Our Erchius Fuel (C) is scientifically proven to have a purity rate of over 96% thanks to our intense filtering and refining processes! That's right-- When you use Erchius Fuel (C) on your ship, you're getting nothing but Erchius Fuel (C)!

    With plenty of fuel in reserve at any time, SisterTech is here for you during any fuel crisis!

    Remember, friends! "Big sister Nebula is here for you!"

    SisterTech, Erchius Fuel, Big Sister, "Inferior Fuels" and "Big Sister Nebula is here for you!" are all registered trademarks of the SisterTech Corporation.
    After the first two purchases, prices return to eighty (80) ppu.
     
  2. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    Feel free to respond here in order to purchase our delightful Erchius Fuel (C)!
     
  3. Thewaltham

    Thewaltham New Member

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    Thiss sseemss too good to be true. Likely a sscam.