Request for Kicks, asking for a super-cute sketch.

Hey, all you people. So due to recent events, I have a request along these lines:

For those of you unaware, Octavius is D.A.D., the world's most annoying thing ever. He looks like this:

And his personality is essentially anti-Abbey-Bennett. He tends to make people very uncomfortable by asking personal health questions, such as "You appear very uncomfortable. Are you having bowel issues?" And things of the like.

Anyways, if anyone would be willing to sketch what was described in the above chat-screenshot, I would be eternally grateful. I would ask for a commission, but I've hit a tight spot in money as I'm between jobs. I'd be willing to pay down the road, however, and for it to be colored, later on. Thanks!

 

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