A man, around his mid 30s wearing a sharp suit comes up on the advertisement screen. He has an eyepatch, and well groomed black hair. It seems whatever injuries Charles suffered have been mostly hidden from view, but you would see hints of bandages here and there, barely coming out of the edges of his outfit. When he speaks, it is with a deep, calm, and confident tone. You would get the sense that this guy could totally do voiceovers for movie trailers if he chose a different career path. This music plays softly in the background as he talks: "Welcome to your new life, prospective employee. My name is Charles Ewald, CEO of Razorback Universal Security. We are a new organisation, formed in compliance with the security contractor accord of 2412, with a mandate to operate all around the quadrant. We're a small organisation, however, our financial projections estimate that we will grow substantially in the coming fiscal quarter, and we would be very pleased for you to be a part of our success, or, if you require security assistance, our skilled operatives would be happy to help. For both inquiries, please contact us on our secure corporate starnet mail below. Razorback Universal Security, keeping your world safe." [OOC: I need someone to create a logo for this, I'm currently looking for this sort of feel. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net...nsignia.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090704023351 ]
Sounds like a lot of fancy buzzwords to describe mercenaries or private military corporations. -Logged in as user ZD
*The response you get is text only* "Hello ZD! We appreciate your concerns, however, we are no mere mercenaries or a simple PMC, we are a private security organisation who pride ourselves on our professionalism, and our cutting edge, precision methods of problem solving. You can trust Razorback to always bring you the top of the line in professional, efficient security, something that cannot be said for many of our rivals on the market today."
Ricki: "I'll keep Razorback in mind for when I get myself in trouble, or for when I actually do something... I'm currently floating in space with no sense of direction, I might ask if I could apply to this organization but my only skill that may be relative to security is hiding. I doubt I'll be useful, but if you need a farmer's help just contact me." *Ricki took a step away from the radio and hoped that his days of floating in space would soon be over.*
*Another text response* Your skillset may just be perfect for a recon/infiltration specialist. We will of course provide the appropriate training for this position, however, there are openings in the fields of research and development, or engineering, if you want to pursue a non-combatant career. If you require assistance getting to a colony, I can personally pick you up and drop you off where you need to go, being stranded in space is no way to be.
Ricki: "Due to the fact that my family was killed and my farm destroyed by raiders, I feel that I deserve a fresh start. I'll take your offer, I will join your ranks as a recon/specialist I can't guarantee that I will stay as I have only been in real combat twice". "I would also like to add that my arsenal is not doing very well, rusted weaponry and cloth clothes probably won't cut it."
*text, woo* "We can provide the necessary training, and our sincerest apologies for your loss. Please upload your coordinates through a secure link so I can reach you.
I expect nothing more from this 'organization' than extorting asshats with weapons and power. Hey, kind of like USAF. - rswbw
Rswbw, we appreciate your concerns, however, we assure you that we pride ourselves on our professionalism, there will be no "extorting" here. Thank you for contacting Razorback, keeping your world safe.
"My friend, I would not be so quick to pride yourself on your self-proclaimed 'professionalism.' Perhaps I am alone in this, but you seem to be quite literally pulling backwater folk with no prior experience in any sort of military or privatized security field, off their farms, and offering them weapons and a positions of authority in your farce of a corporation. At best, this is a somewhat amusing joke put on by a radically irresponsible child, at worst, some sort of maniac with income to burn seems to be building up a redneck army. Truly wonderful." -Lrn4S@lv@tn
I'd like to find information on the application process. I have prior experience serving in the Relzurautt Armada. -August Hardreig
August, I can set up an interview whenever you're free. Please send my a starmail to my private terminal. I'm sending the link to you now in a separate secure transmission. (PM me) Lrn4S@lv@tn, our operatives are highly trained, with state of the art battle drills in full VR simulations. We are not trying to create a "redneck army" as you so bluntly put it. Thank you for contacting Razorback.
