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You mustard up some puns and sandwiched them into a thread? Bologna! Lettuce see who the real pun champ is and who is just a cheesy ham. You mayo thought that you had a chance but you can't ketchup to me. I'm on a roll, I'll knock you on your buns. After I'm done you'll want to quit puns cold turkey. I'll eat your puns for lunch, but for now I'm out, can't stomach this anymore. (All statements made were entirely for the jokes. No ill will is intended. I hope I don't offend anyone)