Your attention, please. It has recently come to our attention that several parties have expressed outrage over the "execution" of the Floran Angel. We would like to assure these people, that said outrage is unnecessary. The Second Fleet did not kill Angel. Angel was peacefully released from Fleet custody, even after her subordinates left her in our care. Should you desire proof, we direct you to speak to the members of the Landsknechte or the tribe of Ailanthus, where she has returned unharmed. Claims that the Angel returned to her tribesmen is a vengeful doppleganger or specter are patently false. We humbly ask that such vile rumors not be spread in the future. Praise be to Kluex, Hyp. Koschei Firewing Second Fleet
If she's walking about unharmed, how in the hell are rumours being spread about her being dead? It's not like she's some fuckin' celeberity and people are all like "Oh! Did you hear? Angel died this morning in a terrible stunt accident!" and then she has to come out and say "I'm not dead you shit-wads". Anyway, good job clearin' this up or whatever. - Germany
Interesting how you fail to mention the death of a second person, Witherbane. Will you claim that they are unharmed as well? Perhaps make claims that they were a violent individual? Or are you willing to say that they did not exist at all? No one needs your false messages, or your false reassurances. It is in poor taste to spit on a grave before they are even properly buried. ~A Widow
*Hans* *reads report* No. no fuck you. I'm not dealing with this right now. I literally can't be dealing with this right now. Angel was a Dude Fuck you.
Is. Florans do not have a defined gender. We apologize formally for any confusion. -Attendant Helios Citlalicue
-Amson- Statement. I have no idea what happened, but I saw Angel in the bar at Taranis literally a couple of hours ago.
Took a bit for floran to ssee thiss Floran Angel iss dead, one of my own family murdered by thesse... brutess HE.. thatss right Angel iss a He, Did nothing wrong. Fleeterss MURDERED Angel and Witherbane, who had nothing to do with any busssinessss that the Order got themssselvess into with the Fleeterss tressspasssing acolytess. But thessse are rumorss yess? No, wrong. iss thr truthss. We have hiss assshess. "Thosse are the only proof you have?" Yess BUT they were ssent by the Fleet. Why would the fleet ssend asshess if they didn't kill my brother? It doessnt make ssensse Back on topic, Angel iss reported sseen around Taraniss and ssuch yess? Well yess.. in a ssensse... He LOOKSS like angel... however he iss not. He'ss a clone. No memory, of friends, family, lovers, anything. No recollection of anything that hass happened, everything that happened he had to be told. He wass horrified to hear about the atrocities the fleet have done. Sso in a ssensse Angel iss back.. yesss.. but he iss not truely Angel, iss a different persson. The Angel we knew, wass executed unlawfully by the Fleet, along with Witherbane. Any Quesstionss or concernss, feel free to assk. ~Chief Sharptooth~
Been to Witherbane's burial party. Was fun and free drinks too. There were so many people there happy to see her go. Seems like birdshites are finally doing a grand job. When do we get Angel's funeral? -KERDESETHIANMIGHT
You know how weird it would be for Angel to be at his/her own funeral? That'd be like... super weird. - Tony
You know what else is weird? Like REALLY weird? Having a zombie dad. Because thats what he is. Yea, so he's pretty much falling apart on the inside, like maybe decomposing? I'm not sure, since he actually smells weird, like salty coins and milk weird! <~Willowbark
*Hans* I do not thank you. Maybe next time you get robbed, bring spare clothes, so I don't need to get my old ones. ... *sigh*
