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PROBLEM. Scientist needed. Or doctor...

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  1. Noah Campbell

    Noah Campbell New Member

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    Accidental mishap happened. I'm an Apex now...

    Anyone who can reverse my VEP, I will pay you... Anyway...Thank you...
     
  2. Pie4Pigs

    Pie4Pigs Bleach Connoisseur

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    I'm honestly kind of impressed. How do you even mess up that badly?

    -Cole Harris
     
  3. Corvus

    Corvus New Member

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    Apparently we all need someone with a PhD in medicine.
    "PROBLEM. Scientist needed, or doctor..."
    "MEDICAL EMERGENCY! ASSISTANCE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY!"
    "Request. Medical professionals, and cybernetics experts."
    What the hell, Starnet. This is like a fucking combo of threads requesting aid in biological reconstruction.
     
  4. Liraxus

    Liraxus New Member

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    I wouldn't be surprised if this were Noah.

    And my daughter tells me it's Noah.

    Great.

    -Sativa "Noah" Oran
     
  5. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    ((remy))
    lmao how do u even
     
  6. Tacoburger

    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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  7. Switchback

    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    (( Rakael ))

    I can't believe I'm saying this but money is tight..

    I will help if possible..
     
  8. OptionalFingers

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    Are you sure you don't want to stay this way? There have been many successful apex who once used to be humans. I read once that it was the will of a higher entity, and that one day all humans would become apex, so they could live in peace. That all of us would be living in harmony under the leadership of Big Ape. That Big Ape is that higher entity. That nobody escapes from Big Ape's bright future...

    Forget it. You must find someone to help you immediately. You must do anything to keep yourself from become like me. Don't be a slave to his will.

    ~-{ Darcy Wright }-~
     
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  9. Keycross

    Keycross -Insert title here-

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    -Lyra

    How is that even possible? Must be an incredible mishap to change species...
    What are people doing to make these kind of stuff happen?
     
  10. M-Bot

    M-Bot #swellest

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    I don't know whether to be impressed or scared that someone has apparently managed to accidentally change their species.

    -Gamma
     
  11. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -Agilles-
    I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to do something like that to someone and you just do it accidentally?!
     
  12. Doctor Frohman

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    What the fuck.
    Did you, like, reverse evolution or something?
    - Tonn Jarius
     
  13. Tacoburger

    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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    -Mysmarri-
    I think what happened was that the VEP didn't increase his intelligence at all, which I guess makes it useless? It wasn't accidental, just unsuccessful.
     
  15. Noah Campbell

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    I wish it was on purpose, That story would be less embarrassing.

    I tripped into the VEP Chamber, And Kinda maybe could have possibly pressed buttons in the panic of trying to catch myself....
    I don't feel smarter, But common sense is still missing.
     
  16. M-Bot

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    How do you even-

    brb checking processors for viruses

    -Gamma
     
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    ((Waterswimmer))

    If the VEP were easily reversible, there would be significantly fewer Apex covered in fur. It might be possible for someone to invest the time, money, and energy into finding a way to restore your original genetic code assuming you still have a sample of it.
     
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    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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  19. OptionalFingers

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    I'm an apex...

    ~-{ Darcy Wright }-~
     
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    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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