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Private Investigation Service

Discussion in 'Archives' started by MedMalpractice, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. MedMalpractice

    MedMalpractice New Member

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    I'm offering my Private Investigation Services. We'll agree on a price on a case-by-case basis, but expect most cases to be in the ballpark of 2000 pixels, if they're a reasonable amount of work. Let me clarify a bit of what I do, however.

    1) My expertise lies in the following: Investigator, Corporate Spy, and Detective. Contact me with any other jobs you have, but I don't promise I can do them as well as some others.

    2) I'm not a gunman. I carry a gun, and I use it if I have to, but I'm not interested in shooting anyone, and I'm certainly not interested in killing anyone.

    That's basically it. PM me if you have any jobs.

    -Benjamin Marlowe
     
    #1 MedMalpractice, Apr 19, 2014
  2. Pie4Pigs

    Pie4Pigs Bleach Connoisseur

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    Hey, if you want a seasoned veteran, you might wanna go for a guy like me. Just sayin'.

    -Cole Harris, Private Eye
     
    #2 Pie4Pigs, Apr 19, 2014
  3. M-Bot

    M-Bot #swellest

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    Advertising yourself like that is how you get shot, Cole.

    -Gamma
     
    #3 M-Bot, Apr 20, 2014
  4. Tacoburger

    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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    He's already been shot.
    -Arizona
     
    #4 Tacoburger, Apr 20, 2014
  5. Pie4Pigs

    Pie4Pigs Bleach Connoisseur

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    Me, or him? Kind of a bad idea to piss off two private investigators.

    -Cole Harris
     
    #5 Pie4Pigs, Apr 20, 2014
  6. Tacoburger

    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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    Figure it out, detective.
    -Arizona
     
    #6 Tacoburger, Apr 20, 2014
  7. MedMalpractice

    MedMalpractice New Member

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    Advertising like that is also how you don't starve to death.

    -Marlowe
     
    #7 MedMalpractice, Apr 20, 2014
  8. Dreganius

    Dreganius Dearly Departed

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    Advertising in general is how things and stuff happen. I should know, I'm the internet.

    - The_Internet
    [Wintermute]
     
    #8 Dreganius, Apr 20, 2014
  9. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    ((remy))
    can you investigate who the hell keeps taking my chicken nuggets from the office fridge im so fucking angry it has cheezy bits and everythING
     
    #9 Kai, Apr 20, 2014
  10. MedMalpractice

    MedMalpractice New Member

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    If I'm getting paid (Not that much, this doesn't seem like such a complex case) I'll walk your goddamn dog. Sure.

    -Marlowe
     
    #10 MedMalpractice, Apr 20, 2014
  11. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    wait
    does that mean u can take care of my tamagotchi numi edition no matter how many i frickin get THEY ALL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS FML
     
    #11 Kai, Apr 20, 2014
  12. Dreganius

    Dreganius Dearly Departed

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    git gud noob HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Oh also we totes need to watch all the Numi again. All of it.

    - xBaCoNlOrDx
    [Wintermute]
     
    #12 Dreganius, Apr 20, 2014
  13. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    who r u stranger danger
     
    #13 Kai, Apr 20, 2014
  14. Ronnys

    Ronnys New Member

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    Oh no! Lucky hope person find criminal steal nuggets.
     
    #14 Ronnys, Apr 20, 2014
  15. Dreganius

    Dreganius Dearly Departed

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    Yes.

    - xBaCoNlOrDx
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    #15 Dreganius, Apr 20, 2014
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