*Static blares before cutting to an indistinct chatter* "Is this thing on?" "It is. Oh..." "The Lights not on, is it supposed to be." *A slight pause followed by some distant voices* "Alright this is Pierce Lamar. This is year 5, day 204 since the destruction of Earth. Lost in space orbiting an unknown planet. The uh... ship medic, Warren. I think that's his name, has asked that I keep an Audio Log. Something about my mental health. He asked me to just talk about daily occurrences. So uh I guess I should say what has happened recently. We ran out of fuel uh.. I don't know a day ago maybe. Anyway we were going to send out a team to look for fuel, but some maniac with a beam axe blew up our only teleporter. I don't know if they caught that guy or not. I can't really remember. So the next thing I know they are dragging me to the medical bay. Warren gives me a checkup and now I'm here. Feeling a bit sleepy might nap after this." *The tape then cuts out*
