Hey there my name is Xasther and I dislike dogs Sometimes late in the day I have found that being in a room with colored walls is not the norm The walls are burgundy and for this I am unhappy. I hate burgundy Most of my days are spent avoiding people with large hats Often walking down the streets not maintaining eye contact with those things. This you might say has set me up in life for not very much. Tonight I have pizza and some small tooth spears for dinner. I have two cats. 1 called Troy and the other called Nips Nips doesn't like Steve. They stay out of each others way. that's life for ya you may ask. Who is Steve? this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret I have never had a collection of seashells before. this upsets me I do however have a small collection of gloves. 46% are left handed Things I like: Small toys The noise old people make when they sit down really creepy people that follow you about bar fights the tiny powder left in the bottom of cereal bags. Honeycomb are the best Little people Girls with standards, morals, and self esteem Afros not liking dogs Things I dislike: not having enough stuff large people who are not jolly (stuff scary son) cats eating just coz I ran out of beer grammer double standards shaving girls who think too much (well of course you're not goanna wanna sleep with me if you think about it) materialism and not having enough stuff balloon animals (its not a dog. its a bent balloon) to be honest I'm making this because everyone from Memoria are. I'm out. On'De for president!
*menacingly taps fingers* I have successfully started a trend and even gotten those who are already here to join the bandwagon. And I haven't even logged into the server yet. Heh heh heh... All seriousness, hi and belated "welcome".
