-SANGUINE!- ALRIGHT PEOPLE OF THE STARNETSIES, IF YOU NEED GUNS AND WANT SUPER-DELUXE-SPECIAL ONES, YOU CREATE A TALKY UNDER THIS TALKY AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU! I CAN MAKE THEM CUT-SIM AND ALSO REGULAR ONES FOR BULKSIES IF YOU LIKE NEED A PRIVATE ARMY OR SOMETHING! I DON'T DO PLASMA THINGIES WITH THE ELECTRICAL LAZERS OR ANYTHING, YOU NEED MY OLD AND GRUMPY FRIEND AGILLES FOR IT WHO IS A TOTAL DICKBAG SOMETIMES FOR THAT. PRICES: -REGULAR: PISTOL - 100 PIXELS MACHINE PISTOL - 200 PIXELS SUPER-FAST-AND-SMALL-MACHINE-PISTOL/UZI'S - 150 PIXELS SHOTTY'S/SHOTGUNS, OBVIOUSLY - 500 PIXELS ASS-FALT RIFLES/ASSAULT RIFLES - 600 PIXELS SKIPPERS/SNIPERS - 800 PIXELS GROUND-BEEF CONCERTS/GRENADE LAUNCHERS - 1.000 PIXELS PEOPLE VANISHERS/ROCKET LAUNCHERS - 1.250 PIXELS ROLLING STONES/REVOLVERS - 500 PIXELS POOPER-SCOOPERS/PULSE RIFLES - 750 PIXELS FLAME-TACOS/FLAMETHROWERS - 1.250 PIXELS -CUT-SIM: ANY CUT-SIM GUN COSTS 10.000 PIXELS WITH ADDITIONS FOR SPECIAL FEETSIES OR FETISHES OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED! OKAY HAVE A GOOD DAY! ((I assume it won't have to be notified that if you order regular weapons you can spawn them in yourself, if you absolutely cannot I will give them to you, all transactions are made on Taranis because that is where Sanguine spends most of his time.))
[[Exlar_Omega_2]] My, you seem to have quite a large quantity of weapons. I have a few customers with exotic fetishes, and they pay quite well for them. May I place a bulk order on those flamethrowers? 10 of those, please. Unfortunately, 12,500 pixels seems like quite a lot... Could I buy them for 12,000? Essentially an identical price. -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies ((Xewyck's Disguise))
-SANGUINE- I DON'T NEED A REASON JUST MAKE SURE PEOPLE GETS HURTED, OH YEAH AND I CAN'T ACCEPT THE NOT PAYINGS OF THE FIVE HUNNIT PIXELS, WITH THAT I CAN BUY FIVE HUNNIT MORE THINGS AND STUFF I MEAN DUDE SRSLY GET REAL BUT JUST MAYBE IF YOU VISIT ME AND KISS ME SOME TIME GURL ALSO MAKE SURE YOU ARE A POPULAR BOY OR ELSE I WON'T BE RECOGNIZED BY THE ELECTION TEAM OF THE CHEERLEEDIRS, KTHX BAI ILL HAVE THEM READYY IF YOU COME VISIT ME SOME TIME IN TERANIS I'M NOT THERE RIGHT NOW BUT I WILL BE SOON BUT NOT TOO SOON BECAUSE THIS ONE PERSON IN MY FUNCHAIR WONT STOP STRUGGLING AND STUFF XOXO
[[Exlar_Omega_2]] Perhaps I may have an object that is one of your fetishes, to replace the "five hunnit pixels". Name a fetish and I will try as hard as I can to trade it to you. Pick one with an object you don't have. -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies ((Xewyck's disguise))
Oh, this is great. I need something besides my pistol for when things do south. Could I get something custom made? I would want something like this *ICly shows pictures of the desired gun he would want, and here is the link to what I want http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/12.7mm_submachine_gun_(GRA)* With a suppressor attachable. (( Two different guns, I know I'm asking a lot )) Im willing to pay extra for the attachable silencer. -Flynn Deliro
(( Holy stuffing i didnt know how guns were made. Can I get a reskinned AK-74U Like on Astora's guide? Way too lazy to do it myself, plus I should RP getting it.
(('Kay, I'm not as great as Astora, I mean he's DA MASTA, DA MAGNIFICENT FATHER at this but I'm pretty good at it myself as well, if it doesn't turn out the way you like it then I can always change it.))
[[Exlar_Omega_2]] Well, I know an associate that sells spiked hatchets, and I have some fishhooks. Would you like those? -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies ((Xewyck's disguise))
[[Exlar_Omega_2]] I assume you would like the fishhooks, yes? I'll transfer 12,000 pixels and 10 fishhooks to your bank account after I recieve the delivery of flamethrowers. My billing information is in the document sent privately to your Starnet inbox. -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies ((Xewyck's disguise))
