This is basically a Q&A thread, ask me whatever you want, just nothing lewd and such. Have fun with my answers and try not to go entirely berserk, yeah? We all know what happened in my last thread.
1.) Thought it was amusing, and it's not unfriendly and/or unwelcoming in any way shape or form. 2.) It's a Q&A thread, you're allowed to ask and so you do.
Do you realize google ads is pestering me with Pepsi ads because of this thread? Do you actually expect to be asked clever, serious questions? How do you define what is a clever, serious question, and what is not? What is the deepest question you can think of? What is it's answer? Am I getting carried away with these questions?
Did Han Solo really shoot first? What is the meaning of life? What's your fetish (besides legs)? Bananas? Do you support the feminazi movement?
What Came First, the Chicken Or The Egg? Did Morgan Freeman Narrate the dawn of time? A Floran and a Hylotl Walk into a bar, they're both soldiers from the war which the Florans invaded and ultimately took over the Hylotl world. How will it end? What is love? and last but not least *Drum role* Are We In The Matrix?
Probably. I prepare myself every time I ask for a monster of epic proportions. That sounds great, I didn't know that until now. Yep. That's up to the person behind the screen. Most of the deep questions I can think of have no definite answers -- they're judges of character. Read above. Nope. I saw all of the Star Wars films, he did shoot first. Death. That's not something I discuss in public. They're okay I guess. Nope. Well, the egg had to come first. Morgan Freeman wasn't alive at that time. The floran gets hungry and devours the hylotl, then summarily is shot to death, as the floran is in the Antares sector. A human emotion. Nope. Can confirm. He'll give your computer at least 696,969,696,969 viruses. At LEAST.
How do the Human do? How do the Apex do? How do the Glitch do? How do the Floran do? How do the Hylotl do? How do the Avian do? How do the Novakid do? How do the Chucklefish do? How do the Narfball do?