-A video is played showing a white human male with white skin and wavy brown hair and he begins to speak.- Hello my name is Orph Orphius and I have a question for you.Have you ever wanted someone who can do it all to serve you?Because if so I am the man for you. -A cheesy transition is played,after you can see Orph holding a vacuum.- I can clean! -Another transition to him cooking.- I can cook! -Another transition to him dancing- I can entertain! -Another transition to him sewing.- I can tailor! -Another transition to him building a small shed.- I can build! -It transitions to a black screen.- I can do so many things to serve you and make your life as easy as possible and I can do all this for the low low price of 120 pixels an hour or a great deal if you want me as a butler or a long term servant 20 voxels a month.If you want to contact me just send me a message over StarNet.Well that's all folks this is Orph Orphius signing out. -The video ends.-
(( Moonclaw )) What in the blubbernoggins is this? We be mighty honored to have ye. just list yer coords, bank account info, ship frequencies, into a private message.
