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Mercenary for Hire - Jeremy Rickson

Discussion in 'Market and Trade' started by FallenDanish, Aug 18, 2016.

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  1. FallenDanish

    FallenDanish New Member

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    Placing this standard X-45 issue mercenary application into Starnet Marketing...
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    Hello everyone. My name is Jeremy Rickson. I am an able-bodied mercenary and am available for hire.

    As for the job, I ask for only three things:
    -Weapon shops should provide equipment related to their store for the duration of the job. This provides advertisement (and reliability, should I end up using said weapons in a miscreant).
    -Payment is 1000 pixels plus another 100 per extra exercise/event post-initial payment.
    -Should my contractor get arrested, murdered, or ornery (holding payment), I shall walk off of the job. I do NOT play games.

    For contractors and contacts, please send forward a standard UM file to this compiled address... ((my inbox))
    For any questions related to my expertise, the cost, and types of jobs, feel free to reply to this advertisement.
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    END OF STANDARD X-45 ISSUE MERCENARY APPLICATION
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    #1 FallenDanish, Aug 18, 2016
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  2. Aiko

    Aiko The Coolest Cat

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    <broadcast from mobile_device:[email protected]>
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    Way to go kid, you just publicly announced your willingness to commit felony crimes for money.

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    #2 Aiko, Aug 18, 2016
  3. FallenDanish

    FallenDanish New Member

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    Never said I was going to do anything illegal, friend.
     
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  4. Aiko

    Aiko The Coolest Cat

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    <broadcast from mobile_device:[email protected]>
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    Maybe you oughta learn how to post your shit somewhere other than the mainstream.
    Its cocksuckers like you who give real freelancers a bad name.

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    #4 Aiko, Aug 18, 2016
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    FallenDanish New Member

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    I'm not sure what brought such a reaction to my modest application, but I assure you that I am a clean and free individual willing to earn my pay.
     
    #5 FallenDanish, Aug 18, 2016
  6. Aiko

    Aiko The Coolest Cat

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    <broadcast from mobile_device:[email protected]>
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    Mhm. Right.

    At least you learn quick. You've got that going for you.

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    #6 Aiko, Aug 18, 2016
  7. Ziggy

    Ziggy Sinfully Soft

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    <CocoFeathers>: Hi there! Just read your app. I'm looking for some big strong guys to help move some dirt and rocks! What's your rate for yard work and construction?
     
    #7 Ziggy, Aug 19, 2016
  8. Anonymous

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    Hey there, ace. You sound like a guy who needs to get places. Quick, Covert, Quietlike. Maybe throw us a ring sometime, dig? We move people and product like you wouldn't believe.
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    Hope we'll be in touch, yeah?
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    #8 Anonymous, Aug 20, 2016
  9. FallenDanish

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    Please refer to the application on personal UM ((my inbox))!
     
    #9 FallenDanish, Aug 20, 2016
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