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Maid services [Hired]

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Darkwhip, Mar 22, 2015.

  1. Darkwhip

    Darkwhip That Russian-Canadian-Nazi

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    Hello everyone, my name is Krystal.

    After a good time of reflection, I decided to offer Maid services for people in exchange of pixels. I just want to be clear about a few things before moving forward. As a maid, I will do what maid does in general, don't ask me to make things I am not supposed to do, if it happens, I will refuse or leave depending of what is being asked.



    General things I can do for you or ask me to:

    Cleaning in general ( floor, furniture etc.. )
    Cooking
    Helping/assisting you in your movements ( If you have difficulties to walk by yourself for example )

    Help in general ( Moving furniture, giving opinions when you ask for etc..)
    I may help you against crime, but don't expect me to be your hero


    Won't do or to not ask
    to:

    Attacking/injuring someone without legitimate defence
    Steal for you
    Do/Go against Kluex
    Any crimes in general
    You can not covet my body



    Other things

    I will accept to live in your house/place for the sake of the services I am offering
    If you want me to wear a specific uniform, I don't mind
    Feel free to ask me questions and I will do my best to answer you

    _______________________________________________________________________
    Exception:
    Don't take it personal or bad, but I won't work for a Floran. I just don't feel at ease near them.

    Hiring methods:

    You can decide to hire me for long term or short.
    It can be 4 months, 9 months, 1 week, 1 day, 3 years it doesn't matter, as long as the salary comes in I will stick to the time I was hired for.
    If you forget to pay me, I will at first warn you, if the scenario repeat itself, I will simply leave and add you to my blacklist of customers.



    Salary:

    50 pixels for a quick round trip (For example if you contact me to clean your bathroom only)
    75 pixels for a day
    250 pixels for a week
    1000 pixels for an entire month
    12 000 pixels for a year
    _______________________

    Finally feel free to contact me on [email protected] or just below here if you're not shy.


    Sincerly yours,

    Krystal
     
    #1 Darkwhip, Mar 22, 2015
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  2. Optimism

    Optimism Guest

    I have two jobs in mind, and could use the aid of another hand in either of them.

    Job 1: I intend to create a bed frame for a less fortunate friend by hand. Basic experience with carpentry and woodwork would be preferred, but is not necessary.

    Job 2: I've some furnishings and old trinkets from my family that have amassed in a few boxes, and I wish to organize them in appropriate places on my ship.

    I do not intend for either of these tasks to take more than two days, and if the work on one pleases me, I may pay for assistance on the other if it is accepted.

    Offer me your opinion and do ask any questions you would like answered.

    -Turavis-
     
  3. EyesofMarch

    EyesofMarch New Member

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    is sad that people not like floran very much hakachi would pay many piksel to have help clening trofies
     
  4. Aradin Stanguit

    Aradin Stanguit The Vigil's Jester

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    *A video response is posted by Jester*
    Ahahah! Yes, the Jester always makes a mess of things, sadly! On the brighter side my dear, the Jester is rather wealthy he is! Ahahah! He would love to take your services for a year, my dear! Ahahahahah!
    *Jester continues watching the video feed for another two minutes before turning it off.*
     
  5. Darkwhip

    Darkwhip That Russian-Canadian-Nazi

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    I can definitely help you with the boxes, but concerning wood working, I can try to learn if you show me, but I am not the best option for this kind of work.

    Just contact me over the radio or we can set a meeting location and I will follow you for the work.
     
  6. Darkwhip

    Darkwhip That Russian-Canadian-Nazi

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    Great, if it's not another joke of course. I will do my work for Turavis at first then we will set a meeting location and sign a small contract. We will discuss further details once we meet.
     
  7. Darkwhip

    Darkwhip That Russian-Canadian-Nazi

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    I don't know where you two are hiding but it makes a week i'm trying to contact you by radio and no sign of life.
     
  8. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    Don't do it. The rambling guy is a fucking nutjob.

    -Frosty ((Ethan))
     
  9. Darkwhip

    Darkwhip That Russian-Canadian-Nazi

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    Just to inform the further possible customers, I am now hired for an undefined time. As soon as my work is done, I will set the title back to ''Not hired yet''.