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Killer Coffee Machines

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Anita D., Mar 30, 2014.

  1. Anita D.

    Anita D. New Member

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    [Dewell]
    So, I recently bought a coffee machine from this corporation, I don't quite recall the name but they're really big on gimmicks like "transmutation", whatever the hell that is. Well, I turned it on and it suddenly grew spider legs and a mini machine gun. It tried to shoot or something, but apparently it didn't have any ammo. 0/10, would not buy again. Avoid this company.
     
    #1 Anita D., Mar 30, 2014
  2. Sen

    Sen Guest

    (( Silskeer ))
    Stop posting gibberish.
     
    #2 Sen, Mar 30, 2014
  3. Ronnys

    Ronnys New Member

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    Not give name, can not avoid. Maybe can make coffee robot work for.
     
    #3 Ronnys, Mar 30, 2014
  4. Node

    Node Literal Edgelord

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    Posted by XxXOCCULAEOVERLORD69XxX

    That. Is. Incredible. AND YOU ARE TELLING FOOLS NOT TO PURCHASE THESE GOODS! YOU ARE AN IMBECILE. I WILL START DRINKING YOUR FILTHY EARTH BEVERAGES IF IT MEANS THAT I MAY HAVE ROBOT SPIDER SLAVES.
    THANK YOU. I SHALL LOOK INTO THIS SHORTLY.
     
    #4 Node, Mar 30, 2014
  5. techno_spider

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    I truly am sorry that you got into such a horrible situation.... But where can I but these robo-spider-machine-gun things?
     
    #5 techno_spider, Mar 30, 2014
  6. Crimson Hunter

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    What company wass it, and we're misssing important information- wass the coffee good at leasst?

    -Crim
     
    #6 Crimson Hunter, Mar 30, 2014
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