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Floran Want Tribe

Discussion in 'Archives' started by LaserLlamas, Jun 3, 2014.

  1. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Floran looking for tribe. Not want metal men or ssssand. Hate ssssand, sssand ssstupid. Passst with sssand ssstupid. Sssand can't fight. Sssstupid.

    Floran good hunt. Hasss many toolssss for hunt. Ussse to be leader of tribe, but tribe ssstupid and want peace with enemy tribe.

    Floran make ship and leave tribe. Ssstupid Floran dead Floran hope.

    If peoplesss know of tribe that not ssstupid, tell Floran. Floran want to find sssmart Floran, not ssstupid.

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    Join Ssspurgle isss good.
     
  3. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Whatsss Ssspurgle? Floran not heard of.

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  4. Biscuit

    Biscuit New Member

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    You can join Ailanthus Tribe. I am Second to the Chief, Sharptooth. My name is Quick-Claw. You may choose whether or not to affiliate with the Order, but to be honest, we mainly keep to ourselves.
     
  5. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Floran not like metal men. Metal men helped hurt old tribe. Ssstupidsss sssaid they wanted to help. Ssset Floran on fire becaussse Floran in way of killing other tribe Chief, even though Floran wasss about to kill Floran.

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  6. Biscuit

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    Of course, that does not mean that you need to hate all "Metal-Men." At least tolerate their existence.
     
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    Ssspurgle is many fingsss good fingsss it make you strong and sssmart.
     
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    No can hates them all. Metal mans are ssstupid rust buckets who doesss nothing good besides not die.

    -Kuma
     
  9. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Floran think on offersss. Floran think Ssspurgle would be good, not hate metal men, but not like for sssetting Floran on fire and turning tribesssmen into meat chunksss.

    Ssspurgle need hunter? Ssshoot bessst and fassst.

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  10. Wreth

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    New tribe will exissst ssooon.

    Watch thisss ssspace

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  11. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    What isss new tribe Floran ssspeak of? Floran curiousss.

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  12. Twitch

    Twitch Wayward Star

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    Any tribe that take floran because of begs for tribe is weak. Prove self, tribe find you.

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  13. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Floran sssee point, but Floran leave own tribe becaussse tribe weak. If Floransss want Floran to provessself fine.

    Floran not begging, ssstupid, Floran bored and looking for Floran who have sssimilar interessstsss. Tired of ssstupidsss who think they know bessst like you. Not sssee fight entire tribe to avenge fallen Chief. Ussse wordsss inssstead, have to hide behind machinesss. Coward. Remind me of old tribe. Ssstupid farmersss who wanted help from flessshiesss. Probably from tribe, jussst mad Floran leave behind becaussse ssstupid.

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    Sssspurgle take all floran that mean you!Jussst assssk about ssspurgle on talk box and sssspurgle find you.
     
  15. Wreth

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    Cannot ssay too much. But will be place for floransss to live, free from ssstupid meat rulesss. There will be no lawsss againsst ssstabbing any kind of meat or anything ssstupid like that. Iss foresst with lotss of treess and plantsss, not dessert or ssnow.

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  16. Shellton

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    Floran has tribe with no other florans. will welcome other floran into tribe because hate sand floran. if okay with snow
     
  17. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Floran not know what thisss "sssnow" isss that peoplesss talk about. Explain to Floran.

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  18. Twitch

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    Floran leave weak tribe because floran weak. If strong, would kill the weakness and make tribe stronger. Instead run and beg for new tribe.

    When floran has something this one wants, floran will come for you and take it from your corpse. This one does not need to prove worth to floran with no worth.
     
  19. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Floran not kill becaussse flessshiesss kill Floran for hurting tribe. No choice or Floran die for ssstupid reassson. Floran not begging, ssstupid, not care, jussst bored and looking for tribesss that not ssstupid and hasss old tribesss' traditionsss.

    If Floran thinksss can hunt hunter, then try. Floran not care about ssstupid know everything Floran. Keep hiding behind machine. Floran continue to hunt prey and decorate home with remainsss while Floran sssit around and talk ssstupid, thinking important.

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  20. Twitch

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    Why hunt crybaby floran with nothing? Make no sense.

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