[THE FOLLOWING IS ACCESSIBLE ONLY BY MEMBERS OF: STARRMAN SECURITY SOLUTIONS] Greetings, current grunts loyal employees, this is Badstar, your loving CEO. As the company moves forward, we are planning to enact a more proactive and professional form of recruiting new employees. As such, we require a roster of all currently-active SSS personnel. Our current roster on paper is: Baddicus Starrman - Chief Executive Officer & Head of Security Riko - Chief Operating Officer & Treasurer Cole Harris - Head of Investigative Operations Brynna - Head of Medical Staff Vera Blue - Head of Maintenance Aegis - Security Psychedelonaut/Cosmonaut - Transportation Mitchell Mitchby - Internal Security If your name is not currently listed, please post a reply to the memo with your name and current position.
