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I can't, sir, it's liquid.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Azeliblehblehbleh, Jul 19, 2014.

  1. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    So the name of this game? You're a butler, and you have to do what the person before you asked. Then, you stop being a butler, and ask your butler to do something. Come up with something 'impossible'-- but solveable, if you can-- for someone to do.

    For instance, let's use an example:

    Poster 1: Cut me some milk.

    Poster 2: Sure thing! Let me just put it in the freezer first.

    So instead of "I can't, sir, it's liquid!" the butler has to come up with a way to do what is being asked.

    I shall begin.

    Butler! Bring me a flying pig.
     
  2. Spyrosis

    Spyrosis Basedgod

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    Sure thing! Shall we take the pig on your jet, sir?

    Butler, bring me a dream.
     
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  3. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    As requested, here is your CD labelled 'a dream'.

    Butler, bring me cheese without any dairy products in it for my lactose-intolerant cousin.
     
  4. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    Of course, here you've got some fake plastic cheese, I'm sure your cousin will enjoy playing with it.

    Butler, bring me the sun.
     
  5. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    Here you go, the famous painting by Alexander Samokhvalov.

    Butler, bring me a diamond the size of the moon.
     
  6. Dark Lord Stan

    Dark Lord Stan The Recoloring Master

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    Here is your diamond at 1:10 scale size of the moon, sir

    Butler, take me back in time.
     
  7. Liraxus

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    Here you are, sir, I have brought you your old yearbooks from 10 years ago.

    Butler, make me the plant god.
     
  8. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    Done. You now have a lifesize model of the Floran's deity. Congratulations.

    Butler, make me uber sexy.
     
  9. Terallis

    Terallis Dark Matter of Fact

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    I have made you a cake. I call it "Uber Sexy".

    Butler, bring me my super suit.
     
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  11. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    ((you fuckin asshole. Ahahaha))
    ((yes I used brackets even though this is OOC to say I aint involved dont look at me))
     
  12. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    Done. It's solvable in constant time (there exists a program that prints the solution: either the program which prints "yes" or the program which prints "no"). (It's a problem in the same sense that a problem admitting a polynomial-time algorithm is a problem; in particular, it doesn't take an input.)

    Butler, fetch me a substance that is liquid, solid, and gaseous all at once.
     
  13. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    Done. Here is a human male that just consumed 30 pounds of taco bell burritos.

    Butler, tell me whether schrodinger's cat is alive or dead.
     
  14. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    Sure, let me open the box and I'll tell you.

    Butler, bring me the universe.
     
  15. Dark Lord Stan

    Dark Lord Stan The Recoloring Master

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    Here is your star map sir. Let me know if you find a great discovery.

    Butler, show me my future.
     
  16. SkyTheGooselord

    SkyTheGooselord New Member

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    Felonious Restart Monkey

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    Diddums That Loveable Lad

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    Very well sir, I have taken the liberty to purchase the nearby strip club "Eternal Youth." Here are the keys.

    Butler, make me travel faster than the speed of light.
     
  19. Azeliblehblehbleh

    Azeliblehblehbleh New Member

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    Right away, sir. Here is the Speed of Light, a professional racing snail.

    Butler, bring me a muffin that will grant my every wish.
     
  20. Mystyice

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    I present to you your request, ma'am - a large muffin with the deeds to myeverywish.com baked inside.

    Butler, bring me a sheet of paper containing all the digits of pi.