How to tell if a colony only caters to Billy Badasses

I decided I wanted to visit one of the active colonies on Starbound using a character that is a non-combatant, when I realized that none of them are suitable because they're all horrible death traps. I then thought up a simple test that anyone can apply to determine if a colony only caters to Billy Badasses.

Would you live on this colony in real life, as a squishy, mortal human? Would you even visit it for a day?

I found the answer was "no" for every active colony out there.

 

So the active colonies:
Taranis and Wolves Den are unthinkable. Violence breaks out every second day and the authorities there are all psychopaths with a tendency of murderous retribution against anyone who slights them.
Union (and its identical clones) has the same issue on a much more diminished scale, but the colony also entirely exists for the military and is a bubble, too much like North Korea for my tastes. The better of a whole lot of bad options.
I don't know much about New Chicago, but the bank robbery recently and the fact that they're hiring security leads me to believe it's not very safe (also, apparently the colony is under the protection of a tribe of Florans, which instantly makes it an unthinkable choice).

And the not-so-active colonies:
You couldn't pay me to stand in a room with a (real) Floran alone, let alone go to a Floran dominant colony.
Tetanus Fields is a definite no. Anarchist, might makes right, not to mention a terrible history of self-destructive life decisions (letting all those Florans breed in the sewers, for one).
Liberty Mills (pre-Fleet departure) had the Fleet put a lot of energy into making it safe, but this just encouraged people to cause more random acts of violence against the "oppressors". At least the authorities there did not engage in violence against minor critics, only people who screamed blasphemy and threatened the Fleet with death while in their embassy. I'd say LM would be the better of a whole lot of bad options.
Waterosa has no authorities. I remember causing a lot of violence there on my Floran and the response to that was a hand grenade into a crowd of innocent and guilty alike.
Alioth Prime would be a nice candidate if it wasn't for death spores of death. But honestly, I'll take death spores over psychopath sentients any day of the week; at least you can take precautions against death spores like easily available masks and an early warning system.
Zero City is anarchist and might makes right. Same with Badwater.
Luminaria has institutionalized slavery, amongst other reasons not to go there.
I don't know anything about the Lightbringer's place.
Maple City seems nice, but I don't know enough about the place.

 

Luminaria is getting removed. Still waiting in Kaz. ICly it was undergoing slave riot/revolts and Aleikseis whole weaponized moon thathad orbital canon acne. Bad place to live

 

If you want it removed can't you just nuke gun it?

 

i meant the forum for it
im sure it will vanish on its own soon noone goes there ever at all

 

ohhhh

 

Opportunity used to be nice once you got over the whole personal freedom is lacking thing.

 

Isn't Opportunity dead? I've never actually seen it.

 

Yup. Why I said used to be