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How I think Florans prepare a Meal.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Noah Campbell, Apr 22, 2014.

  1. Noah Campbell

    Noah Campbell New Member

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    Not enough stabbing.
     
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    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    LOL, but

    ISSS NOT ENOUGH MEATSSS!
     
  4. Malachar

    Malachar Heir to Madness

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    For all Petal's more "civilized" or "friendly" aspects. Table manners was never something learned, pretty much how she eats haha.

    Though perhaps less *reach and grab* more *face-melon* to the half.
     
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    Floran Recipe:

    Ingredients:
    • Meat
    • Bone
    • Addition Meat
    Directions:

    1. Using a small, medium, or large (whichever you are more practiced with) blade locate meat.
    2. Insert knife into meat until dead
    3. Eat
     
  6. Malachar

    Malachar Heir to Madness

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    Racist. Some Florans enjoy using hammers and tenderizing the meat as they make it dead.
     
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    Sounds like pansies to me.
     
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    Malachar Heir to Madness

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    I wonder how a rocket launcher would work in floran food prep. Fire at dinner, eat roasted meat that goes everywhere.