Hello, I am Doodle sMith. I play on RP servers every now and then but mostly on HL2RP. Anyway, hope2hazfun wit ya all. If any1 here plays Counter strike Global offensive, add me on my steam which is also "Doodle sMith" with the Soviet Russian flag. piece mein evry1!
Greetings! Leave your sanity and innocence at the door, and have a nice stay! (Really though, hi. Nice to have new people here. Ignore my ramblings.)
My god... you play HL2RP too? I'M NOT ALONE! YES!!! What servers on GMod HL2RP did you play on mayhap?
Trust me, it's still like that. To my surprise, it's easy to become an MPF/CCA officer now. BUT being a lolwebul is best.
Don't get me started on the hard-ass 05s and 04s, acting like fucking DvLs when all they have is a baton, a handgun, and lack-luster training. Bonus points if your character's theme is by Nirvana or Slipknot.
"citzn aply mofo," "fuk u dvl imma go rkt sum webuls" "bitch i cant die u malnourish shitizen." 04: "fuk u m8 imma rekt dem lolwebuls." (points if the 05 or 04 says "Oi" and is scotish.) two more points if the Rebels are Russians and the Combine are German + English.
I have two points... But do I get -9999 for having a pussy of an 03? "<:: Please don't shoot! L-Look, you can just have my r-radio and guns, alright? Just don't kill me, please..."
I laughed at this quote so hard irl... as well as Doodle's, it's so true. Now that I about it, most of the Onion 05s were Scottish, extremely English, or Finnish or something like that. On a server I played, they had DvLs be 8 feet tall with the 'Badass MPF suit'. A black suit and tie, as well as a white gasmask. So close to slenderman.