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  1. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    [[ a video file is played, which shows a helmed person slowly prying off an eye from a woman in USCM threads. the video ends in the frame above ]]

    HELLO SSSCUM FLORAN HOPE YOU FOUND BODY OF HUMANSSS DUMB DAD BECAUSSSE FLORAN SSSTAB NECK :]

    FLORAN ALLREADY GOT DUMB SSSCUM MARINE LADY NOW SSSHE BLIND ONE EYE LOL

    FLORAN WILL SSSEND RADIO BROADCASSST SOON. FLORAN VERY HAPPY :]]]]]]

    FLORAN WIN
    FLORAN WIN
    FLORAN WIN
     

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    #1 Kai, Feb 9, 2014
  2. Kirby teh Pink

    Kirby teh Pink Puts the Coo in Cool

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    Good to see a Floran putting up a human anatomy lesson. I always wondered what their eyeballs looked like.

    -Skarti
     
    #2 Kirby teh Pink, Feb 9, 2014
  3. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    [[the floran]]
    THANK YOU FLORAN THINK IT WASSS VERY EASSSSY!
    EYE TASSSTE GOOD!!! TASSSTE OF PINK!!!
    HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
     
    #3 Kai, Feb 9, 2014
  4. InfernoFiend

    InfernoFiend Sake Soldier

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    That iss jussst messsed up. I do hope that the USssMC will make a comment on thisss issssue... But from what I have ssseen and heard they don't do much about othersss asss long asss it takesss place outssside of their coloniesss.
     
    #4 InfernoFiend, Feb 9, 2014
  5. Corvus

    Corvus New Member

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    :Corvus:
    Again, hand over the joke, and no one gets hurt.

    No, but seriously, USCM, get on this case. This is simply immoral.
     
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  6. InfernoFiend

    InfernoFiend Sake Soldier

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    Anyone else notice that when someone slanders the USMC's name they react ASAP but when it comes to the health and safety and others they are the last ones to join the party. I just find it funny is all. Maybe it is just a huge coincidence.
     
    #6 InfernoFiend, Feb 9, 2014
  7. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    ((the floran))
    FLORAN WIN BECAUSSSE FLORAN PROVE HUMANSSS ARE SSSTUPID
    ONLY SSSAVE OTHER HUMAN
     
    #7 Kai, Feb 9, 2014
  8. Citlali

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    flesshie looks friendly, flesshie doessnt look like flesshie did wrong
    sstab not needed for nice flesshiess. floran sshould give eye back
    -citlali
     
    #8 Citlali, Feb 9, 2014
  9. Shadowstar

    Shadowstar New Member

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    Something tellss me "fleshie" issn't getting eye back from "floran" stomach...

    So much ssickness these dayss on the 'net. I wonder why I log in sometimess.

    - Sylph
     
    #9 Shadowstar, Feb 9, 2014
  10. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    FLORAN JOKE. FLORAN DID NOT EAT EYE.
    FLORAN THINK GROSSS. ]:
    FLORAN LEFT EYE THOUGH. FUNNY IF SSSCUM PUT EYE BACK IN.
     
    #10 Kai, Feb 9, 2014
  11. LeD

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    No bounty no action.
    But even by my standards you're sick.
    Flying bodyparts? Alright.
    Torture for information? Okay.
    Torture for pure fun and being proud about it over the StarNet? Well, whatever floats your boats, just not anywhere close to me.
     
    #11 LeD, Feb 9, 2014
  12. InfernoFiend

    InfernoFiend Sake Soldier

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    -Edit- the deal has been stuck. No more offers will be taken
     
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  13. Idenix

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    ((jesus christ that picture is graphic! Nice drawing though!))
     
    #13 Idenix, Feb 9, 2014
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    The Floran, according to the hand, is either gloved or has cyan colored skin. Look out for Florans of similar skin color.
     
    #14 Corvus, Feb 9, 2014
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    I saw a Floran by that color in Mantis earlier today. Said she was lost. Haven't seen her since.
     
    #15 InfernoFiend, Feb 9, 2014
  16. Corvus

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    (( TD, can we tell by the voice if the Floran is male or female? ))
     
    #16 Corvus, Feb 9, 2014
  17. Sen

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    floran like this, remind floran of funny hanging dead fish from avalon
     
    #17 Sen, Feb 9, 2014
  18. Demonic

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    floran remembers that picture, uses it for screensaver

    -Bloodrender
     
    #18 Demonic, Feb 9, 2014
  19. Corvus

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    Sick bastards. You both should be ashamed.
     
    #19 Corvus, Feb 9, 2014
  20. Demonic

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    birdman should be ashamed he can't fly like birds

    -Bloodrender
     
    #20 Demonic, Feb 9, 2014
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